John Gin Magufuli

Menace

[BIGGY @BIGGY5_]

Babe I got fired

[🐉 @Kamau266]

'umejuaje naitwa Beryl Achieng'

[𝐢Ceberg̶ @ionfwnuin]

i have no sex drive when my money low. Bitch move i’m disgusted with myself rn

[Kuwams🍉 @kuwamocho_]

one minute ukona thao next minute uko deep in fuliza territory

[Murume🇰🇪💧 @Murume2580]

Ama niachane na mama wa uji nione kama nitasave kakitu

[1eastside @ask2people]

Simama hapo Kwanza nichukue oris

[John Gin Magufuli @Randomman699]

Ukiring phone bila dooh siko kwa line

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

Baby mamas to their baby daddies during this half-term weekend:

[John Gin Magufuli @Randomman699]

Ukiring phone bila dooh siko kwa line

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

I’m sorry son that you haven’t been born yet because your bitch mom has me blocked on instagram

[Kiy @MAAAKIYAAH]

If u come outside with me this summer bring your instagram money out

[UK Rap Daily @UKRapDaily]

Santan Dave is officially retired

[BIG HYCE @thehyce]

Storytelling:
I bring Dave santan, who are you bringing?

[mawuli @buabaj_]

shut up albert camus, santan dave is speaking

[Muvs 🐦‍🔥🇦🇷 @Youknowhodis_]

Men's obsession with purpose is merely a distraction from the absurdity of existence. Let a nigga lock in - he needs it.

[theLeadingVibe🍃 @apOfph1]

at the most fuckable age of my life and the only thing I’m fucking is high

[👣Ghost @luigi_capelo]

Her : nilikua nataka ukuje uangalie hii tap yangu ya maji.
Me : niko na namba ya fundi acha nitamcall.

[Duke of Gatanga @dnkariuki]

Accidentally ran over my neighbors cat in the morning.
Was too scared to tell him to his face so i left a note saying "curiosity was here"...

[FLBorn🕷️ @Master_IP10]

gonna take a break from women to focus on substance abuse

[St. Bervon @bavonski]

Virusi Mbaya said "Nikiwa Nakuru me hutokea na crew" and we're acting as everything is okay