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[zxy @zelinarxy]

Quantrivious Shavers stole a quarter million dollars in fried chicken. That’s something that really happened in the world.

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@Cael_The_Draco Why did NATO develop a SEAD doctrine when they could just fly bombers to tank all the missiles? Are they stupid?

[inhuman resources @inhumandept_vp]

Our employees have been begging us to try a four-day workweek.

I'm open-minded, so we ran a pilot.

Monday through Thursday.

Same salary.

Same workload.

Productivity actually increased.

People were happier.

Turnover dropped.

It was one of the most successful HR experiments we've ever conducted.

So naturally we ended it.

If they can get five days of work done in four days, imagine how much they can get done in five.

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@_XePeR_ @PurpleCornHench

[Mr. Dr. Kalashnikov, phd @Spiteful_Design]

This is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a long time. Perfect use of free will.

[James 🇻🇦 @JamesClips22]

Type of shit Africans make up

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@BWalewiadro @24JamesASecond