Craig Bailey

Burlington, Vermont-area web developer and radio host

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More than a couple laughs were had at last night's opening of The Shelburne Players' production of "Clue." This weekend's sold-out, but there are tickets available for next weekend: https://t.co/sY6ooabKUU (Photo: Jennifer Boucher Albers)

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A little late on this one, but: For what it's worth, I'd think being seen at a Coldplay concert would be embarassing enough ...

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Thinks "Simon & Garfunkel" on The Flynn's marquee might have been a bit misleading. For a tribute act ...

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Somone explain to me how this shouldn't lead to the dismissal — no further discussion necessary — of a Secretary of Defense?

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CNN: "Trump sentenced with no penalty." Don't tell me no one's above the law. That's a lie.

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Season 2 of "Fairytale Fallout" just dropped. I'm in the "Father Time" episode, attached here. You can see all five new episodes, as well as Season 1, at https://t.co/lyH4hbfboV. Thanks to Adam Henry Garcia and Michael B Fisher for the opportunity. Loads of fun!

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Join me in my peaceful protest of never capitalizing trump's name.

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Digitizing all my old camcorder VHS tapes from college. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

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Pulling all of the good candy out of the variety pack and setting it aside before any kids show up

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Naturally, because when you think Olympics, you think Snoop Dogg ...

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JD Vance: Do you do your own eyeliner, or do you have a girl?

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A former prosecutor vs. a convicted felon. Sounds like an excellent match-up to me ...

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Finish the job: Lock him up

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Moment of the Year yesterday: Reporter asking Trump as he returned to the courtroom, "Mr. Trump, do you still like Pecker?" (Missed opportunity for a follow-up: "In what ways and where?")

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CNN headline reads: "‘I’m actually going to vomit’: Ecstatic Swift fan reacts to new album." ... I'm gonna vomit, too.

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Read this quick and thought McDonald's spokesclown was stepping down ...

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My @Apple Watch reminded me it was time to stand up. So I stood up ... walked upstairs, and ate some potato chips. #winning

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What's a ton of rotten lard weigh? Apparently 215 pounds ...

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Co-incidentally chose this T-shirt to wear this morning. RIP Randy Meisner #eagles

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Photo from "The Mockingbird's Nest," which opened last night at St. Louis Actors' Studio (@STLAS1 ) and runs through July 23. Jane Paradise as Daisy (seated); and Colleen Backer as Robyn. #labutefest