Random-Rambling

literally just using this account for Vtubers and such

[Natillas💚🖤 @GreenBlackHeart]

Call-out culture ruined a whole generation's minds and made them into self-proclaimed vigilantes who can't have normal relationships with people because everything the other person does will be used against them once they inevitably fall out of friendship

[Bill @CageFooName]

When stop-start had just started to appear on cars a universally loathed colleague piped up with 'that'll burn the starter motor out' and we had to explain to him that perhaps, just maybe, the expert BMW engineers may have actually thought about that

[microplastics rectifier @facetedcarapace]

I gotta be honest I do not understand these places. Even if you found the experience arousing instead of awkward, why on earth do you want to be aroused in your car in the middle of the day. Are guys heading into work fully bricked up like what is the appeal here.

[Dizzy Dokuro 🐛🪢 Phase Connect @dizzydokuro]

Just kidding, my nephew decided he’d like to get suspended right before summer break and needs to catch these hands. No stream tonight 🤡

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

RPG Maker has announced it’s shutting down its official forums at the end of the year

14 years of community tutorials and guides will be permanently deleted with no archive or backup

[The Green Dragon Tavern @greendragonhq]

Here you are, making fun of someone that was brutally murdered in broad day light.

Shut the fuck up Shawn.

[Stronny Cuttles 🦑🛐 @StronnyCuttles]

Imagine if I explored the hypnotic side of my design with a mini event haha...

[Congresswoman Chellie Pingree @chelliepingree]

Hi, Donald. Midcoast Mainer here.

You did not, in fact, “have to go to Japan” to get a Maine lobster before you. We sold millions. Our lobster fishery is one of the most valuable in the U.S.

It’s a big reason why people come here, in case you didn’t know!

If anything is hurting our lobstermen, it’s inflation (which you apparently “love”).

Also, exactly *zero* Maine fishermen run their boats at three knots. More like 30 knots—and some go even faster. You should check out a lobster boat race sometime!

I think it might be time for one of your famous Oval Office naps, because you have ZERO idea what you’re talking about.

[Gold🤍🌚 @GOLDBABYO]

I was 12 when my dad killed himself in 1999.

When I came back to school I made a screwdriver in shop class and after grading it the teacher said "Nice work, show your dad" and immediately realized what he did.

It hit me. He called over a few guys and said we should go for a walk.

We left school and walked out of town down a gravel road.

Just walking. We stopped and I went to turn around and I got swallowed in a big group hug and I broke down sobbing. Then we walked back. I love them for that.

[latinoid @latinoid]

the dude nobody invited: my take on shion

[🥉 Pipkin Pippa 🔌🐰 Phase-Connect @pipkinpippa]

thought of a first place prize

[Random-Rambling @randomrambling]

@reddingtonwise @roseromaunt That's nobody's business but the Turks!

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

The reason meals taste so much better at restaurants than at home is because they put about a half stick of butter in every dish. The old adage of “it tastes better when someone else makes it” is true because you’d feel insane adding as much fat, sugar and salt at home.

[PanQLAO 🌸 COMM CLOSED @Pan_QLAO]

Makeup 💄 (1/2)
#MySenpaiIsAnnoying #fanart

[Kabi @KirPinkFury]

Valid answer.

[kordell @lledrook]

free bro ngl after 17 years they just gotta give that nigga one

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

This is free advice from an expensive psychologist. If you’re an anxious person, do everything for fun. Go to a job interview for fun. Submit documents for fun. Start a blog for fun. Anxiety feeds on importance. Don’t make everything a matter of life and death.

[RednBlackSalamander @9mmballpoint]

The problem with this is that it's always the left who are expected to give ground. If we truly share a common enemy, shouldn't they be just as willing to compromise? They want us to tone down the woke stuff, okay fine, but why can't we ask them to tone down the religious stuff?