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Brainstormer Extraordinaire. Stimulants help people with ADHD by helping them focus but don’t determine what they will be focusing on. % sarcasm high in all 🐣

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@gibiande @grizzlymamabear @KimberlyRobinsn it's ok. That's the quote i was going to use. When we get to the point that women make as much as men, half the politicians are women and half of all judges are women then we can start complaining that it's not a good thing. Diversity is important, of course.

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@tertiagillett i've done it and reached out for questions now and then. I've als wanted to reach out to my prof who became a Supreme Court Judge and congratulate them but i've been too shy

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@kestrel607 @BadLegalTakes "except treason, felony, and breach of the peace"....I wonder what the average person would define those as these days---or the framers for that matter.

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@CarymaRules they will provide ASL, but that's usually it.

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@CarymaRules what's the interpreter policy at the LTB? just french and english?

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@AndrewBernstei9 I have 3 little boys, a dog and 2 guinea pigs. My life is chaos. But I was hugging my dog st 545 this morning before everyone was up...dogs are awesome.

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@CaulfieldTim Only 19 million people have had the Flu in the US this season...but because everyone sees it all the time it’s not viewed as it should be.

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@Skip_tick @ezraklein This is aging too well...

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wash your hands and stay home if sick. And don't freak out over the coronavirus: Freak out over the flu....for the US alone....
"CDC estimates that so far this season there have been at least 19 million flu illnesses, 180,000 hospitalizations and 10,000 deaths from flu."

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@tlayoualo @rowkesm @ThatEmilyLady @hayleyfarless @TimeIsNotGiven @prolife_wife Or just have a properly funded social safety net to make sure that all families have basic resources to care for child and the baby will always be taken care of no matter what....you can’t be pro life, not care for the kids, and cut government spending for social programs.

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@Breanna_Needham I know they have the annual survey but not based on gender that I know of....it’d be great if we had some sort of broad, mandatory anonymous statistics from government or a regulated body

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@Audrey_Giles @ErinDurant42 The problem with #lawtwitter is everyone takes my answers first!

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@Breanna_Needham (Just curious if we’ve learned anything since then).

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@Breanna_Needham Any updated data since 2015?

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@V_Marson Oh so that’s the reason everyone was avoiding you....:). That sounds terrible. Glad you’re feeling better.

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@thisisfoster Don’t feed the hypocritical troll. Don’t feed the troll. Don’t fe...screw it. Your wife will be single when she cuts off your balls so she doesn’t have to listen to your misogynistic bullshit.

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@V_Marson Awww what happened?

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@PrestonJClark @RoundTableLaw Raj posted something today about the cofounders being.......not good. What drama lol.

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@ForumNon So does a colonoscopy....

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@liseski @KirkFreemanLaw @Popehat Have you ever followed an election, anywhere? A rational thought isn’t to be found.