Tin Foil Hat Salesman

I sell tin foil hats to the brightest people in society.

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@AeonFCB @Z9Priv_ He got a luck deflection goal and then a tap in, he was invisible other than that

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@hashuAG7 He’s 4 years younger too. Imagine 35 year old Messi playing mls

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@FPL_pessii @___iamfaiz @_common_W_ Look how much you need to lie to cope with the pain, lmao

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@Favourrzqk @HiseXcllncy How fucking retarded are you, I feel bad for the people who have to change your diaper

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@DeanBlake @mldiffley That 15.2 million number is actually from game 1 of the dodgers and Yankees World Series. You should maybe stop believing everything you see on the internet

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@IkJunior8 @Zyzuku_Opppu999 @footyhan Mbappe is more skilful than Ronaldo, I don’t think the gap is that big at all. Mbappe has a superior international career as well

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@XFelipeX52 @JulessFC Agreed, too one dimensional

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@CR7_Jnrr @LoveOfLiverp00l Acting like these players are in the prime. They just retired

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@Madeira7i @cosiao You guys have no shame

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@Officially_DMJ @Lilo__7 Nah it would be fair because they can both defend themselves

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@ssrrzz7 @abokinlaa Using te death of a child as an excuse to because you can’t handle Ronaldo getting criticised, what a piece of shit

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@PO766259093 @PSGINT_ Just let go, you can stop pretending it’s even close

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@moneysniper_23 @MalevolenT_p @Mike_RMCF @AdemBeldi4 It has nothing to do with Ronaldo either, he lives through Ronaldo and any insult at Ronaldo is an insult to him

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@the_realtomy @Blessing_Olivi You’re in a cult as well, how dumb and unaware you must be

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@fwjayy29 @TPauko Why hasn’t Ronaldo done it if it’s so easy? You guys made the mistake of picking Ronaldo, the inferior, and now you will spend the rest of your lives coping

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@Ifeoluwah291001 @Neil174519 @centregoals You’re crying now, it was counted as on goal and won’t be counted to his career tally

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@rmtheoo You mean pretend to glaze it because you know there’s no goat debate, it more cope than anything, and desperate as well

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@letsgetrandy @dmoonlives Bro is secretly talking about himself

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@KeyakaGod2 @BirthdayGi34864 @Elifelippini @cumcummies You believe everything you read on the internet

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@Azalfooty @MTjlyly16123 Dragged his balls across that defence, just disrespectful