Brendan

I'm awesome in every way.

[Brendan @randomtweeting]

Hey @alexa99 - is there a way to turn off "by the way" or "turned off the alarm so now i'm going to talk to you" bits?? The device says to say "be quiet" when i want it to stop but it's frustrating to ask time/weather/etc and have it go rogue. It keeps me from using the device.

[Brendan @randomtweeting]

@Daisy_Girl100 @WinnieSchola @BarbaraKJanik @crazyclipsonly lol if you're actually and truly asking this - everything you've just said is not currently possible

[Brendan @randomtweeting]

@FredyOdashee @NoContextHumans Some of these guys are just dead now

[Brendan @randomtweeting]

@SurrealistShip “I haven’t played [quiet voice] the new one”

[Brendan @randomtweeting]

@Michigrimk Kinda like steve jobs’ “don’t hold it like that” - don’t crash it and you’ll be fiiiiiiine! 🤣

[Brendan @randomtweeting]

@GroveEsten @KraVyb @InternetH0F @3valuedlogic @kumasi_brodo1 “I Shit My Shirt!”

[Brendan @randomtweeting]

@cen271 @JRRothschild13 @toJamesConnor @HC_Richardson @lawofruby Like, it's the several-dozenth time him and his organizations have been proven to be lying in courts of law, so...there's only so many "OMG TRUMP LIED" headlines they can run before it stops getting any attention. His dishonesty is a well-documented fact.

[Zoe Gardner @ZoeJardiniere]

There’s really only ever been one “trans debate” I’ve thought was worth having.

And it’s been done, here on French TV.
So we can all move on with our lives now please, and leave trans folks in peace.

[Brendan @randomtweeting]

@bunnnyjuice @jzaraterod All the time? Where is it that you imagine you’re not allowed to wear Christian symbolism in a professional medical setting? Or even mildly discouraged from doing so?

[Brendan @randomtweeting]

@hankgreen As an interested party, I was very excited, then very disappointed, then very excited, then very disappointed again in rapid succession. It was quite a roller coaster! (But quite understandable…have a great mini tour!)

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

THERE WILL COME A TIME WHEN ALL OUR TWEETS ARE DELETED

[Brendan @randomtweeting]

@AJRBrothers just hit up your show in Bethlehem with my kids (13, 13, and 11) and I didn’t think they were into getting dressed up for a concert until I found this on my phone after I let them use it before the show:

[Brendan @randomtweeting]

@buitengebieden It did so good!

[Brendan @randomtweeting]

@cassinnk @NoContextHumans lol y'all really not understanding this, or...? She slapped him because he was dramatically, theatrically winding up to slap the ass of the girl in the red pants. She found that inappropriate and slapped the guy for it.

[Brendan @randomtweeting]

@ele05944 lol you've made me google some porn, haven't you

[Brendan @randomtweeting]

@jinjonator123 lol a couple weeks ago Inglorious Basterds was borked too; lol the "correct" answer was the spell-checked version 😂

[Brendan @randomtweeting]

@StarfishPrime12 @mmpadellan @tedcruz lol guys you can just…look this stuff up. It’s not hard. Google if you want. Go to a library. Read a book. It’s all very easily accessible. You can see the tide of colors turn really nicely in map form: https://t.co/aqT6HVoBJZ

[Brendan @randomtweeting]

@Moliminous @JaceRidley This isn’t a “scared luddite” moment. Regardless of specific technology, upscaling his artwork is theft. Esp indefensible when he offers exactly what you’d like, for sale.

[Brendan @randomtweeting]

@PicturesFoIder Scissorses