Randy Webb

We are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.

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@myStankFace @kylegriffin1 "didn't vote" won the popular vote, as it always does

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@largeben @PeriklesGREAT @elonmusk He also famously stole Tesla's inventions

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@JustinWolfers Note: Chart excludes political independents.

Maybe that's who we should actually be asking.

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@taiter1982 @DavidCornDC They'll just be Acting if not

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@Acyn Ah yes Susan "I'm Shocked" Collins, remind me why are we asking her opinion about anything any more?

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@PaulTassi All artifact perks should be available at all times once you have enough levels to unlock their respective columns. Especially this season when they clearly want you leaning arc or stasis with builds it is beyond frustrating having to change the perks every time

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@ErnestoApreza46 @VP That's not the White House but okay

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@tmorello Now do cops wearing Punisher patches

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@zillowgonewild Grandma Chic

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@AdamInHTown @GarrettHaake What videos

[Marty Baron @PostBaron]

Thoughtful piece by @stevenwaldman, who is expert in this subject: Jeff Bezos Should Donate the Washington Post to a Charity https://t.co/2M2CHPoovD via @cjr

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@00Littlefox00 @BungieHelp Nope and I can't find nor create a listing for it in Fireteam Finder which they are forcing us to use this year

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@rhexos_ @kneewoah There's at least two streamers I have seen with it

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@kneewoah Corollary - once people get their god roll they don't care enough about the drop rate to respond to surveys about it?

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@KamalaHQ The word "remarks" is doing some heavy lifting in that chyron

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@mischiefanimals

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

6. A cat’s tongue under a microscope looks like it’s made of other smaller tongues

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@Karl_Was_Right @MuellerSheWrote Nor Tesla for that matter

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@alex_proyas I feel you but all art is theft

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4th Home Opener! Let's GO @SeattleKraken @SEAbuoy #seakraken 🐙🦑 🧌 🏒#hookyforhockey

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@JaneMayerNYer Was obvious at the time