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Just somebody who's on the Internet

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The Funky Shack is open for business https://t.co/T9Uj1OLfux

Every Member gets a free imaginary unicorn.

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@Extelluris @DashAwaySean Not sure what it says about me that I read that as "Who is the toilette", but now I'm brainstorming this new game show idea

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@DashAwaySean Good luck. I've been struggling with this shit for 33 years. I can ask for directions to the library and order a extra large latte, that's about it.

[ram @doctor_ramen_]

25.

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@Woodborg_Ninja @Extelluris Jokes you can laugh at when you hear them and then again when you get them are my favourites

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An article about GOT, ok whatever

*scroll*

....HEYWAITAMINUTE

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@grayrick949 There's never an inappropriate time to laugh - unless you had a colonoscopy, then my apologies.

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@Eugene752Tea And this still won't be the biggest controversy in the Sonic fandom.

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@Eugene752Tea Yes (!), but (!), make it look like it's genuine and this fuckin guy actually invented Sonic.

... (Now we need to get rid of the evidence)

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@Eugene752Tea Pitch: Sonic fanfiction as written by a 19th century russian poet. You're welcome.

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@Eugene752Tea

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

me at 16: I want to see my face on TV! I want to be a legend!

me now: I want to be a Gnome with a tiny shop in the woods where I cobble shoes. I’ll ride a goose to work and sip rain from an acorn mug, and my only worry is will there be enough pies for the name-day feast.

[Weird Animals @Weird_AnimaIs]

The death's-head hawkmoth.

(Photo: Sachin Gurule)

[Steve vs. Ninjas @stevevsninjas]

[the director of NASA, working late, hears a clank and looks up]
Director: *sweating* I..I thought you died on Mars
Opportunity: I'm back, bitch
Director: We didn't design you to hold a gun
Opportunity: You didn't design me to hold a grudge either, yet here we are

[Michael Roston @michaelroston]

The thing about the pun computer is that it only has 1 bit

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

A team of computer scientists from Stanford University has created a pun generator and is working on building AI that would be naturally funny. The team is led by a scientist named He He. (Study: https://t.co/4jYlElFxyF.)

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Scientists at UC Berkeley have discovered that the occipitotemporal sulcus is the part of the brain used for remembering Pokémon.

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this bitch has tea

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What kinda dystopian future am I currently living in where there's heated drama about a sonic movie? Why isn't the collective reaction "Lol, he ugly *scroll*" I'm so confused...