randosoxfan

Mostly White Sox/baseball related stuff, with a healthy sprinkling of leftist politics.

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse]

at first I thought “lil X” was a SoundCloud rapper but apparently that’s what he calls the baby with the fucked up name he had with Grimes

[Chicago White Sox @whitesox]

On the 2nd day of Soxmas…

RETWEET for the chance to win a Play Ball experience with 4 lower-level tickets to a mutually agreed upon home game.

[Lauren McKenzie @TheMcKenziest]

Holy shit.

[randosoxfan @randosoxfan]

People always say "conservatives only have one joke," but what do you call the one about Die Hard being the best Christmas movie?

[randosoxfan @randosoxfan]

@coffeefoxo Fewer bots and lots of big corporations advertising

[randosoxfan @randosoxfan]

Nobody:

HBO:

[randosoxfan @randosoxfan]

@great_job_laur Unless it's Wawa.

[randosoxfan @randosoxfan]

@shathawhat @MargBarAmerica @libsoftiktok C'mon. Everyone knows that was written by George Gershwin.

[randosoxfan @randosoxfan]

@comiskeydog1 Are you embarrassed by your cosplaying?

[randosoxfan @randosoxfan]

@great_job_laur I picked up some carrot honey a few years back, and it was among the most overpowering and disgusting stuff. I tried extensively to use it in every cooking application I could think of, and it ruined everything.

[randosoxfan @randosoxfan]

@davidsirota @_DHOTYA

[randosoxfan @randosoxfan]

@deadeyebrakeman The mask spiders probably bit you.

[randosoxfan @randosoxfan]

He saw the new @Hbomberguy video and said, "I can one up that Tommy guy."

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

And … we just hit another all-time high in Twitter usage lol

[randosoxfan @randosoxfan]

@TheWarOnCars The guy who rallied South Bend public transit usage to an astonishing 3% probably is just saying whatever needs to be said to get to the next office he's unqualified to hold.

[randosoxfan @randosoxfan]

@SouthsideZo @SoxMachine @PinwheelsIvyPod @soxmachine_josh @AldoSoto21 @MitchKaminski99 @KFidds No way Brandon Drury is the highest rated player in that lineup lol

[randosoxfan @randosoxfan]

Unless he's packaged with Julio Rodriguez, there's no way the White Sox trade for Jesse Winker.

[randosoxfan @randosoxfan]

@comiskeydog1 @SouthsideDeetch Turn it around to what, the one time he was better than 1.5bWAR? Gtfo

[randosoxfan @randosoxfan]

@PeterMoskos @fuzztech Spot on Peter. The cops are already untrained citizens, might as well make everyone safer by reducing the police even more!

[randosoxfan @randosoxfan]

@MemeholicY @hardfootypix How do you know? You've never gotten lucky in your life.

[amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17]

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