Sometimes I feel like I’m growing out of my pettiness but then I get a parking ticket and would like to dispute it but Mansfield doesn’t do that so I pay the fine in pennies.
Military: “we’re offering you a $10k student loan repayment to re-enlist”
Me: “I’m already $6k in loan debt”
Military: “well how long have you been going to school?”
Me: “2 weeks.”
Military: ........
*gets on d2l, sees there’s an essay due and a video to watch for one of my classes... does it, goes to class*
Professor: “today we’re going to watch a video and afterwards you need to write an essay about it”