Randy Wade Kelley

I'm a Texpatriate, livin' the dream in California.

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To celebrate the #BlueWave I’m gonna go eat a blue waffle 💙

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

Richard Kind has tested for the role of James Bond.

(Source: https://t.co/KvoV1uuTT2…)

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VOTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(…blue)

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“Five more minutes…”
- @billiejoe

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@tedcruz VOTE COLIN ALLRED!!! @ColinAllredTX

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

This wins the internet 🤣https://t.co/yGF4zGkRps

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@tedcruz . . . what

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BREAKIN’ 3: OLYMPIC BOOGALOO
it took me a week to come up with that

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Can I get a full-throated endorsement @elonmusk

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Donnie and JD sound like the guys who tripped you in front of the whole cafeteria. Kamala and Tim said “you can eat with us” and gave you some of their cornbread

[Miki Yamashita @Miki410]

I have been diagnosed with 15 tumors and need to qualify for @sagaftra health insurance by 6/30/24. Hope you can help. ❤️

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@nyuniversity I was part of the fleeing crowd bc my gf just said RUN. But I reeeeally need to know wtffff happened

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Black Parade just came on and I am not getting out of this Uber til the song is over

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Happy Halloween y’all! #halloween #costume #luigismansion 👻 #latergram @ Luigi's Mansion https://t.co/khLVJonwjE

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Some people still put 2 spaces after periods - even in TEXTS

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Just posted a photo @ American Buffalo Broadway https://t.co/kNlKmwEZmX

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A STRANGE LOOP
#broadway #theater #nyc #musical @strangeloopbway @ Lyceum Theatre (New York City) https://t.co/F5pU6JxPBR

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I wish real life had subtitles

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@ATTSportsNetSW @astros thats Jeremy Peña! #themaineman #gostros