Randy Gardner

makin calculated moves but a curious soul. short boi but my personality tall. skinny boi but my heart thiccck. #hehe

[Randy Gardner @randy_gardner95]

Having a good heart means you feel everything a lot harder.. so the lows are hella low but also the highs feel like the top of the world.

[✨ @civiIswar]

tobey and andrew garfield’s peter parker had the funniest interactions

[IZ @iz_certi]

Outlook emails

[Ashlynne Gross @Ashlynne_Gross]

One minute you’re young and listening to Broccoli at a house party with a backpack full of booze, the next you’re excited about a new vacuum.

[Randy Gardner @randy_gardner95]

Accountants at the club @TheBig4Tweets

[huie @callmehuie]

😢😢😢😢

[ava 🇵🇸 @wownicebuttdude]

babe what’s wrong? you haven’t even touched your shoep

[karak @houseofkhann]

*Shifts the picture by a millimeter”
The whole MS word document:

[Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. @ParikPatelCFA]

Is she actually hot or does she just format her spreadsheets really nicely?

[Randy Gardner @randy_gardner95]

@ChipotleTweets @randy_gardner95

[Randy Gardner @randy_gardner95]

@carli_cole10 Oh my gooooooodness what a blast from the past. I forgot about these & taekwondo 😅😅

[katie @k8ee__]

Voldemort needs to get a grip he’s about 60 fighting 14 year olds n that

[Randy Gardner @randy_gardner95]

I told my dad friend a fairly solid offhand dad joke and he basically invited me to join the dad club, I am so honored I hope he doesn’t notice I don’t have a child

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

we are hard at work trying to create a vaccine for being eaten by a dinosaur

[Randy Gardner @randy_gardner95]

Damn if she woulda caught me before the big boy checks started rolling in, she really might’ve had me :-/

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

stop calling the T-Rex “Tyrannosaurus Rex.” absolute nerd shit

[Randy Gardner @randy_gardner95]

The females at work compliment me on my ability to make a great meal which is cool I guess, as I am professionally invested in them.

Stay tuned for the next phase of my life in which I convince a female that I am emotionally invested in that I am a meal