Randy

Im a dude who likes dudes

[Randy @randyabney_]

Leave me in hell to burn

[Randy @randyabney_]

Self destruction is so romantic

[Randy @randyabney_]

I guess I'll start using this again

[Randy @randyabney_]

800 tinder matches and still can't find a bae

[Randy @randyabney_]

Starting to feel human again

[Randy @randyabney_]

When you work at the only pizza place that doesn't have wings 🙄🙃

[Randy @randyabney_]

Sacrifice, born twice, the Messiah and Christ

[Randy @randyabney_]

I'm on that Betty Friedan type feminist shit ya feels

[Randy @randyabney_]

Everything is moving at the speed of light

[Randy @randyabney_]

Exes need not try to weasel back into my life

[Randy @randyabney_]

Intersexuality is so fucking mind-bottling

[Randy @randyabney_]

Swallow the bullet and end your misery baby boyy

[Randy @randyabney_]

He left with the stoge I was smoking and no pizza lmfaoo

[Randy @randyabney_]

This fool comes up to me, ask for a slice of my pizza and a stoge the fuuckk? 😂

[Randy @randyabney_]

666 chemicals coursing through my veins

[Randy @randyabney_]

Sriacha chili fries got my ass on 🔥🔥

[Randy @randyabney_]

@randyabney_ just kidding I barely realized it was Sunday

[Randy @randyabney_]

Worked 53 hours this week and still have 24 more 🙌

[Randy @randyabney_]

Cocoa Pebbles, Coffee & Cocaine are keeping me alive