Randy Baruh

NYC Luxury Real Estate | 25 yrs in the game Stories, strategy & chaos from the front lines TikTok: @randy_baruh | IG: @randybaruh | YT: @RandyBaruh

[Randy Baruh @RandyBaruh]

🚨 Million Dollar Listing meets The Office… but everyone’s in 3rd grade.

Juice boxes. Meltdowns. $3.5B penthouses.
And one soaked team leader.

🎬 Watch Gajillion Bajillion Dollar Listing now.
It’s real estate TV… but way shorter.

📍Only in NYC.

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#Mockumentary #KidFluencers #ComedyShorts #TikTokVideo
#JuiceBoxDrama #MillionDollarListing #TheOfficeStyle
#FunnyVideo #NYC #RealEstateLife

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The stock market is up, down, sideways, and drunk.
Meanwhile, real estate just wants you to get pre-approved, stop lowballing, and maybe bring a tape measure.
One’s chaos. The other’s concrete.
Pick your poison.

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@tomferry I’ll be there!

[Randy Baruh @RandyBaruh]

Midweek reminder:
Real estate isn’t won in big moments.
It’s won in the follow-ups, the quiet emails, the 7:30am texts, and the deals no one claps for.

Keep grinding. Someone’s closing today—it might as well be you.

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Tariffs won’t crash the market.
But they will reward the agents, buyers, and sellers who stay one step ahead.

If you’re watching the market shift in real time—let’s talk.

#realestate #tariffs #housingmarket #buyersmarket

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For sellers? It’s time to be strategic.
Extended days on market and visible price drops send the wrong signal.
A stale listing becomes buyer bait.
Perception is everything.

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Pricing and positioning are about to matter more than ever.
This isn’t panic—it’s precision.
When the macro shifts, your marketing better be sharp.

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For buyers, this is opportunity.
Lower rates = higher purchasing power.
More listings = more choice.
If you’ve been waiting, the window might be opening.

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New tariffs just dropped—and no one’s talking about how they could shake up the real estate market.
Here’s how it might go from a seller’s market… to a buyer’s market.

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We’re already seeing cracks:
   •   Price drops are up
   •   Inventory is building
   •   Mortgage rates just hit a 6-month low
Buyers have more leverage than they did even 90 days ago.

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Tariffs on steel, aluminum, EVs, semiconductors—it sounds like industrial policy.
But the ripple effect?
Slower growth, inflation pressure, and potentially… a shift in housing momentum.

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There’s nothing like a quiet café in the West Village.
Croissant, black coffee, brick walls, a little jazz playing low.
Deals get done, novels get started, hearts get broken—
all between Perry and Jane.

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Real estate is not one-size-fits-all.
The Clear Cooperation Policy was designed for the lowest common denominator.
But good agents know:
Every seller is different. Every deal is different. And every marketing plan should be too.

Let us do our jobs.

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The Clear Cooperation Policy might sound like it’s about fairness and transparency.
But in reality?
It hurts sellers, limits buyers, and punishes agents for thinking creatively.

Let’s talk about it.

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And for agents? CCP kills innovation.
It criminalizes off-market strategy. It treats every non-MLS conversation like a conspiracy.
We don’t need forced cooperation.
We need smarter marketing, tailored to each client.

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If we want to change the narrative, agents need to stop cosplaying Bravo characters and start showing the real value we bring.

Because the only thing more fake than reality TV real estate…
is pretending the work isn’t real.

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Real estate reality shows have done for our profession what The Bachelor did for dating: turned it into a glossy, absurd, deeply inaccurate spectacle.

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The truth? Most of us are working our asses off.
No entourage. No stilettos at inspections.
Just hustle, hard-earned expertise, and a deep understanding of human panic.