Randy Bumgardner

Beer Drinker | Ball knower | Rich | Questionable Decisions | Ghoster | Your Girlfriend Knows Who I am | Former Virgin

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“We’ve got 30 beers on tap” wow that’s awesome I’ll take a coors light

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@DaxTrexel LITTERING the STREETS

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Our parents had it so good. Life without Somalians must have been awesome

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@fishy9837382929 @AlecLace I don’t owe you anything, I’m not arguing with someone over the internet 😂 I just like to piss you libtards off. Go for a walk or something I can already sense you’re overweight

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@fishy9837382929 @AlecLace You don’t even know what IQ stands for you donkey 😂

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@fishy9837382929 @AlecLace He’s my GOAT. Look at how angry he makes you JIMBO

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@Polymarket This is already happening in St. Paul Minnesota

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@DaxTrexel Just saw a Somalian driving with all of her windows down. What a smart group of people.

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You have fat people wearing a mask outside because of the smoke that are “worried about their health”

How about stop eating 5000 calories a day you fat fuck. The air quality isn’t the problem, you are.

#angry

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I am convinced Cheese Itz have some sort of addictive chemical in the recipe

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Fat mfers be ordering in the drive through like it’s life or death

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I get hit on by more guys than chicks at the gym #shrink

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@Airaasayss POOP

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Did you know?

21 Savage does not go anywhere without a pistol or a rubber.

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@DaxTrexel Panda by Desiigner

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*4 beers deep*

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What the fuck is this #ew

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Drank so many white monsters, I became one #lank

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@rawmilkhoney Yet the girl still stays for 8 years. Common Woman L

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I now hope Jaxson Dart has a MVP type year