Randy Harries

Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment. #CarpeDiem

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

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#Royals = #SweepCity #WorldSeries #BeRoyalKC #TakeTheCrown

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I'm an adult, and I can eat whatever I want whenever I want... I wish someone could take this power from me. #CakeForBreakfast

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[COP] "License and registration please."
[ME] "Sure thing."
°opens glovebox°
°slowly pulls out middle finger°

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“That’ll be $147,382.” - The cab driver after taking Will Smith from Philadelphia to Bel Air.

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I know Im biased because South Park is based in Colorado, but damn have these last 2 episodes been HILARIOUS! #GlutenFreeEbola

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@FosterRealtor We should chat about business. DM me.

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@FosterRealtor Also a valid concern! Haha

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Yep. This is me... #KCCO #Denver #dailyhumor #jokeoftheday

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Not much makes me happier than seeing the Patriots and Tom Brady getting slapped around. #MNF @NFL

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Can I get a #GoRams!? I said Im proud, to be, a #CSURams!!! We'll take it!!!

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WOW! #ToddGurley is a #Beast! If he's not a serious #heismanwatch candidate, I don't know who is.

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#LeeCorso on @espn makes me happy. #CollegeGameDay is the best pre-game show in sports. #FootballMakesMeHappy

[Physics Comic @ReligionIsBull]

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@ReligionIsBull Thanks!

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A lot of #RE2PECT shown for Mr. Jeter last night. Way to finish out a career for #TheCaptain at home. Absolute #ClassAct in my book.

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@LoriCorken Thanks for the follow! Hope we get a chance to work together!

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Before Instagram, I used to waste so much time sitting around having to imagine what my friends' food looked like. Wait, no I didn't...

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Today I indulged in my favorite exercise - a cross between a lunge and a crunch. It’s called, Lunch... #dontjudge #motivation #denver