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Double dad, professional, wannabe guitarist, humanist, born again Carlinist

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@VictorianCHO What? After they got the wrong Woolworths and don't tell us till 2 weeks later? What's the bet that's where the "missing link" is? Do you think we're all stupid, Brett?

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@JoshFrydenberg @JoshFrydenberg the tone of your tweet suggests a calm negotiation with bright prospects. Meanwhile we're in a blackhole. News links posted on Facebook drive traffic to news websites. Your law makes no sense.

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There's some man inside me? Lol

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#governments! This shit is serious you assholes! Need to lock everything down. Now!

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@mmmhotbreakfast you're an idiot. Snake bites aren't infectious.

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#atheists, come join me in https://t.co/EAqXGWmM90. But only if you're interested in sensible debate, not flames and insults!
#atheism

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@innisfailmaxi @BadBunnyBrigade @flyyyymike @atheistProgress Ok let's have a go. So tell me, what do I need to do and what do we expect will happen once I've done it?

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@innisfailmaxi @BadBunnyBrigade @flyyyymike @atheistProgress I'm familiar with that verse. I don't see any reason to believe it's true though. There are 1000s of religions making exclusive claims

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@innisfailmaxi @BadBunnyBrigade @flyyyymike @atheistProgress 3 days later? Or a day and a bit?

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@D_Tarczynski @AOC This guy has as much business sticking his nose into US politics as Trump has into British. And Poland doesn't have a TM on concentration camps. Nor were all in Poland. Nor is he speaking on behalf of the Polish people. Or even a majority. Using government stationery 4 own rant!

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Panie, to nie Twoj business. Nie Twoj kraj. I za siebie mow!

[Dominik Tarczyński MEP @D_Tarczynski]

With this letter, I am formally inviting @AOC to come to Poland,where Adolf Hitler set up the worst chain of concentration camps the world has ever seen, so that she may see that scoring political points with enflamed rhetoric is unacceptable in our contemporary Western societies

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@LoveofChrist9 But we know that's untrue

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@mmmhotbreakfast my 2.5 year old son thinks our currency is the Pound because of Peppa Pig.
Marty

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@Schwarzenegger Wait Arnie, are you telling us you didn't know that kids shouldn't be used as political pawns when you were "just" an Austrian? Don't you mean "as a human being"?

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@kaimatai Yeah just been working lots and also got caught up in Petrucci's FB group, which recently disappeared lol

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@HonorGodLife Except for all the supernatural claims, including walking on water, resurrection, talking bush, talking donkey, talking snake....

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@SecuLawyer @kaimatai Hey

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@Optus #floptus botching up the Worldcup wasn't enough? Now you have to screw up missed call notifications too? #wtf #fail