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muppet | no one is allowed to cum around here sir | 25 | 🔞 NO MINORS 🔞 | proshippers/fans of incest or underage PLEASE dni, i am trying to be nice here

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reposting and pinning this chart so you guys know which characters im most likely to draw. send me RQs through the link in my bio

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NO WAIT I JUST REALISED THIS HAS COME OUT BEFORE THE CUDDL3S/T00THY LOVE BITE THEY TALKED ABOUT OR EVEN D1SC0P0P... *this* is the first gay tr33 friend pairing

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(Official art from animators btw) When I was a teenager they were my secret guilty pleasure ship bc I coped with sn1ffles getting the worst deaths by telling myself he was a masochist and Obviously m0le is a sadist as established so this was basically the dynamic

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I think the funniest part is how he rolled up his sleeves btw. He's INTO this

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I just saw the funniest piece of pornography I've ever seen but I can't retweet it bc people will think I'm jerking off in earnest

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I miss having sex with my fat android girlfriend but with my new meds I'm not supposed to operate heavy machinery

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oomf gouged their floyd plushs ears on video call and kept saying stuff like "i think hes stretched enough" or talking about his holes and i said "he gets that a lot" and got my messages thumbs downed

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you dont really see anything but i still thought this was too much for main

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tdaut penis chart dropping this summer

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@pathetlcgrl43 Theyd short circuit it with water and get electrocuted with their skeleton visible saying "YEEEEOWCH"

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I cant draw anything festive rn so imagine someone with a label saying "don't open until next xmas" on their cage. Doesn't matter who. Dealers choice

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Pretty sure I drew that last year with cr33k. Hopefully he gets a break this year

[Firastopher 🇵🇸 @firastopher]

Master has my pathetic wick locked up

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not pictured: him crying immediately after

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you wouldnt think walls made of solid rock would be so thin

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ive been busy with other things... ill try to do the most fun ones to catch back up

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and then i did Not do that 😭😭😭

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gonna skip 13 and combine it with 14. i have a better idea for it. the original prompt for 13 was gonna be "medical play" with willow (epidemiologist) trying to talk sexy but it just ends up grossing brad out