Randy Patles

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@_jesusrose I sell menthols at the shed

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Eating electrical cords??
Shocking behavior

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MarioKart: Where friendships were forged.
Goldeneye: Where friendships were lost.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Me: *stands up*

My Dog:

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Im already late im just gonna take my sweet time and swing by Starbucks for an iced coffee.

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The Karen Special

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I made a terrible mistake

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The June bugs really didn’t disappoint this year . Fuckin gross

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Anyway, here’s “Wonderwall”.

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Nothing like a feed of cheeseburgers from Parks

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The Brad and Chad armies are now ready for battle

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@KirstinWard Got the gears ticking now lol, my grandfather used to make dandelion wine, probably be pretty rewarding when you get the end result

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No mow May is actually harder then I thought it would be lol but I hope my jungle lawn helped the bees out

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If someone does you dirty and you got friends that still support them ... y’all ain’t friends sis !

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Perfect gift for Dad

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You know it’s getting warm when you go from socks and crocs to just crocs

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Eel Ground might now officially be Natoaganeg but I’m an Eel Grounder for life #og

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Swolar Bear

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

Almost ten years I go, I envisioned having my own weed company. And today I can say that my company Houseplant's weed will be available in California next week! Also, Houseplant is making lovely Housegoods like ashtrays, lighters, and YES, even ceramics. https://t.co/TNjpWFhbWB

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