Corey

[Corey @randyridesalone]

"You ain't nothin but a piece of cheese with out the corners. In other words you aint never gonna be a slice bitch"

[Corey @randyridesalone]

@Alexiiiiia10 lmfao!! That's the plan!

[Corey @randyridesalone]

@Alexiiiiia10 just stressed hahaha

[Corey @randyridesalone]

@Alexiiiiia10 Lexi 😬

[Corey @randyridesalone]

Prev tweet: too far i apologize just stressed over stupid bullshit

[Corey @randyridesalone]

@auzzieman12 for sure man you too!

[Corey @randyridesalone]

@auzzieman12 haha forsure man! How have you been? Haven't talked to you in awhile

[Corey @randyridesalone]

@auzzieman12 shits bogus man. There's a a select few that are good people but the majority...fuck em

[Corey @randyridesalone]

Everybody in canon is a two faced backstabbing cocksucker. Every last one of you. Fuck you all

[Corey @randyridesalone]

Why does everyone assume that because I'm drinking a beer im getting all fucked up everynight? Like damn I'm having A beer after work..chill

[Corey @randyridesalone]

Out of dip and the closest gas station is 40 min away... Fuckkkk it's going to be a long night 😭😭😭😭😢😓😥😪😡😡😖😤

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Not telling me something cause you don't want to piss me off, is an excellent way to piss me off

[Not Elon @ElonTakesDC]

Retweet if you have a pinch of smokeless tobacco resting in your lip as you read this

[Corey @randyridesalone]

My hands travelin her like every backroad slow on the curves i cant remember how it made me feel countin Stars through a cracked windshield

[Corey @randyridesalone]

Sometimes I catch my self thinking about the oilfield. Kinda miss it in a way #stilloilfieldproud #alwayswillbe #fracon

[Not Elon @ElonTakesDC]

Me quitting for a girl...chances of that happening are more slim than an anorexic sorority chick

[Corey @randyridesalone]

@DevinHill18 best be coming to durango

[Corey @randyridesalone]

Super stoked to start my new job tomorrow. The road to the journeymans license begins #bigmoney