Randy

~ DevOps ~ Real Madrid ~ MagnumEst

[Randy @randyrr]

Please keep the schools open 🤣🤣🤣 "#teir4"

[Randy @randyrr]

These DC debates are quite funny 🤭

[Randy @randyrr]

@KyleRudder 🤣🤣

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

The stadium cleaning staff seeing that Japan has been eliminated:

[Randy @randyrr]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[#HYFR @bxns_hyfr]

HMRC to HMRC

[Randy @randyrr]

Hahahahahahahahahaha

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

Endrick: "save me the window seat for our flight"
Ancelotti:

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me minding my own business but still noticing everything.

[𝓐𝔂𝓸✯ @shefwayo]

IT guy: so now you press any button to continue.
Me:*presses power button.*
IT guy:

[Randy @randyrr]

That's a glitch surely .... 😅

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

Mondo Duplantis is beaten by Kurtis Marschall on home soil! 😮

It's the world record-holder's first Diamond League defeat since 2023.

[Randy @randyrr]

🤣🤣😅🤣😅🤣😅

[grandson @Grandsoncr7]

Florentino Perez Enrique Riquelme

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

A player becomes a free agent….

Real Madrid:

[TraderSZ @trader1sz]

Summer in the UK

[Sergio Ramos @SergioRamos]

12 years since the best moment. The moment that changed everything. The moment that marked the beginning of an unforgettable era.

12 años desde el mejor momento. El momento que lo cambió todo. El momento que dio paso a una era inolvidable.

#LaDécima #OTD @realmadrid

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me 2 hours after I said I was going to Bed because I have to be up early tomorrow

[Randy @randyrr]

HAHAHAHA

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

Former software engineer at Apple is whistleblowing

She says whenever Apple launches a new phone, they would push an update to older iPhones with malware to slow them down. This pushes people to upgrade

“I used to be a software engineer at Apple, and with every new phone that was released, malware was installed on the older phones to make you have to update, so your phone's not just glitching. It's doing that on purpose. Share before it's deleted”

She’s telling the truth, this was proven in court

The 2017 “Batterygate” scandal, where Apple was caught deliberately slowing down older iPhones through software updates

Apple was caught red handed doing this they even admitted it in court

Apple released iOS updates that intentionally throttled and reduced CPU performance. This caused phones to feel slower, glitchy and laggy

Apple’s stated reason: To prevent unexpected shutdowns caused by aging lithium-ion batteries

[Randy @randyrr]

🤣🤣🤣😅🤭🤭

[Jaydeep @_jaydeepkarale]

DevOps people after using Claude Opus 4.7 to fix indentation errors in yamls

[Randy @randyrr]

🤣🤣😅🤣🤣🤣😭😭

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

me at work watching my sick co-worker story

[Splenda Poppi @Regg79816]

When the plane lands and the people in row 40 stand up first

[Gill @Gilld]

Perez the day he closes the deal w/ Mourinho

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

that second wave of sleep after waking up too early the first time >>>>>

[Randy @randyrr]

@RebirthOfProf Facts!