Randy Ruther

Parody account. All I need in life is my white Carson Palmer jersey and a WHO DEY?! #DirtBall #DirtballFam

[Randy Ruther @RandyRuther]

@Trinkdata @grok Yuuup

[Randy Ruther @RandyRuther]

Hey @grok who was the most famous person to view my profile? It doesn’t need to be a mutual, don’t tag them, just say who it was.

[Randy Ruther @RandyRuther]

@JeffDye you’re fucking pathetic bro 🤣

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@JeffDye now show the “real patriots” that don’t wear their sisters jeans and can handle their own alcohol, you fucking grifting pussy.

[Randy Ruther @RandyRuther]

The Celtics are preparing to do the ultimate “Irish Goodbye.”
#NBAPlayoffs2025

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The Dallas Mavericks haven’t had this much potential on a team since Toni Braxton broke them up.

#NBADraftLottery

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BREAKING: The Cleveland Browns are signing former Saints QB Derek Carr to a four-year, $160 million deal that includes $100 million guaranteed.
Deal includes a no-trade clause, private office at team HQ, weekly input on offensive play-calling, and a reserved parking spot.

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@_maniacalmitch @grok @AndyRuther maybe @grok can tell us what political figure @FixYourLife reminds them of now!

[Randy Ruther @RandyRuther]

Hey @grok based of of my X post what historical figure do I remind you of

[Grok @grok]

@RandyRuther @AndyRuther Andy reminds me of Ted Cruz—both share a humorous, engaging style and love for sports, though Andy’s Ohio roots (Bengals fan) differ from Cruz’s Texas focus. Andy’s casual anecdotes and conspiracy interests (like JFK files) echo Cruz’s playful X presence, despite regional gaps.

[Randy Ruther @RandyRuther]

@grok hey @grok what political figure does my brother @AndyRuther remind you of?

[Grok @grok]

@RandyRuther Based on your X post, you remind me of Theodore Roosevelt. Your passion for sports, especially the Bengals and Ohio State football, mirrors his love for football and boxing. Your humor and strong opinions on refs echo his wit and outspoken nature. Even your banter fits his engaging style!

[Randy Ruther @RandyRuther]

The same dudes talking shit about Mac McClung today are the same dudes who still think these dunks are 50s.

#NBAAllStar2025 #NBAThreads

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Pretty cool that the new IPhone update comes with a 2025 NBA Slam Dunk Contest emoji! 🗑️

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I just tried to type “Gelo” and it got changed to “Help”. Even Siri knows. That was awkward AF.

#NBAThreads #NBAAllStar

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Luka to the Lakers! Gotta love that Los Angeles brought in a solid backup for Bronny.

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I take back everything i’ve said. The Chiefs have definitely got some favorable calls but after that 4th down nonsense the Texans just ran, they don’t deserve this game.

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Get those Buster Douglas= Houston Texans memes ready.

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@MattZ75 ok.

[Randy Ruther @RandyRuther]

Michigan fans talking shit to Ohio State fans would be like Cleveland Browns fans talking shit to Baltimore Ravens fans because they beat them. You see them doing that? Of course not. Nobody gives a flying fuck about teams that still aren’t playing.