randy “coon”

god fearing, nature loving, animal. Pennstate 98’

[randy “coon” @randysracoons]

@Bennet67Baker had this much beer in 9th grade… grow the fuck up have some balls for once

[randy “coon” @randysracoons]

anyone have some pennys?… we’ve all been there

[randy “coon” @randysracoons]

takin this fucker to get wet. we are JAMESCREEK BOUND!!!!!! I can’t wait for these BBWs to get my ole hogg and drive off in the sunset

[randy “coon” @randysracoons]

please repost or like if when you get drunk your dick just doesn’t work… i mean im aiming like a sniper and it sprays everywhere i just don’t understand
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[randy “coon” @randysracoons]

holy shit it’s like clock work every month @DavidSahlaney walks into the barber and he already knows what stiff sock wants, a fuck me up all around. #gaybarber

[randy “coon” @randysracoons]

yea buddy that’s what happens when you take the black pearl… just imagine if we put them heifers in there ,my engine would fall out😂😂😂

[David “StiffSock” Sahlaney @DavidSahlaney]

@randysracoons and I get on i99 to head down to James creek and his truck broke down in the middle of the interstate #fuck

[randy “coon” @randysracoons]

what the fuck are we doing paul skenes 😭😭😭. fucking bozo put me in.#yourgirlfriendshot

[Dr. Phog Allen Burner PhD @phogallenku]

Alright, what is going on at the University of Kansas😭😭

[Reginald “Reggie” Barkley @SupremeCapybara]

Tapping in early @creed_luver

[randy “coon” @randysracoons]

me and @NickBonerBonino out here in claysburg… goddammmmm these women are fuckin crazy. Pretty sure i saw @NickBonerBonino touch a big ole girl, it’s happen before so this doesn’t surprise me. #AO #lank

[randy “coon” @randysracoons]

word brother holding larry back right now might need back up!!!! #shestight

[Larry “lank” Angler @LarryAngler78_]

This blonde just sat down infront of me might get hard @randysracoons #blessup

[randy “coon” @randysracoons]

just sat down at the bar and this ginger fuck keeps playing eye tag with me…. must be something with st. pattys day there all horned up. #imscared #sendhelp

[randy “coon” @randysracoons]

pretty sure i saw her with @LarryAngler78_ last night….

[David “StiffSock” Sahlaney @DavidSahlaney]

Took this girl home I met at James creek. She’s beautiful. #cute

[randy “coon” @randysracoons]

if anyone here is going to talk about buzzer beaters it’s going to be me… (Randy). CVS down here in jamescreek closing at 9 you know your boy got heavy foot even with the heifer in the back. #lank

[randy “coon” @randysracoons]

@LarryAngler78_ @DavidSahlaney @Bennet67Baker Holy shit larry did you get her line?📞

[randy “coon” @randysracoons]

first day on the job how do my welds look…. i’ve been working nonstop for the past 12 hours man i feel great might keep going!!! #boogersugar

[randy “coon” @randysracoons]

sorry twitter is being more difficult than trying to reuse a old condom anyway…HOLY FUCK the trout down here in jamescreek are HUGGEEE i know a good buddy who LOVES BIG OLE SLIMY TROUT. @NickBonerBonino #trousertrout #lank

[randy “coon” @randysracoons]

@DavidSahlaney @me

[randy “coon” @randysracoons]

This woman is driving bc i supposedly hit her (allegedly) i also drank a bottle of hennessy (allegedly )….Im fed with these women in jamescreek #overreacting #lank

[randy “coon” @randysracoons]

@LarryAngler78_ hahaha buddy hope that was 3inch soft!!!!

[randy “coon” @randysracoons]

Not sure what’s going on here, just borrowed larry’s tape measure from his truck ???!!!!
WTF!!!! @LarryAngler78_ #lank