CivilizedBohemian

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[CivilizedBohemian @rangeleymoose]

I’m very thankful the hostages at that TX synagogue were set free. No doubt one of them then said, “They tried to kill us. We survived. Let’s eat!” ✡️

[CivilizedBohemian @rangeleymoose]

Saw the Jack-O-Lantern Spectacular at Roger Williams Zoo in #Providence and this Space Mouse shouted @iamjohnoliver 🎃🐭

[CivilizedBohemian @rangeleymoose]

We all scream for #coneheads 🛸

[CivilizedBohemian @rangeleymoose]

At the shelter I inspire cats to eat which is the opposite of when I was a kid and I would bring them to sandboxes in the neighborhood to watch them poop.

[CivilizedBohemian @rangeleymoose]

Buttkissers stink because they're bottomfeeders.

[CivilizedBohemian @rangeleymoose]

New Year's resolution: make a will, then insult people who upset me by telling them they're not in it

[CivilizedBohemian @rangeleymoose]

NO venue except CARMINE's Bar/Grill/Stage in E Hartford offers PRO comedy show w NO cover/NO minimums. Unbelievable.

[CivilizedBohemian @rangeleymoose]

I want to see a Cialis ad with a gay or interracial couple, but America can only handle representations of establishment-endorsed boning.

[CivilizedBohemian @rangeleymoose]

@jackiebyrne Hi Jackie! I emailed you a feature gig offer in CT, I hope you're interested/able (also FB messaged u). Thank u!! Joanna

[CivilizedBohemian @rangeleymoose]

@LastWeekTonight #IHAVENEVERSATINAPREMIUMLOCATION #Wednesday #Thursday #TakesBigBallsforawomantoImpersonateBernie

[CivilizedBohemian @rangeleymoose]

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PLEASE SIGN! Bill's actions were egregious in MA on 3/1, way worse than never reimbursing Monica for dry-cleaning

[CivilizedBohemian @rangeleymoose]

Check out our next HOT PRO Comedy showcase - NO cover!!!
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Dreamed Ted Williams's head got attached to woman's body & said "I've come a long way Baby"

[CivilizedBohemian @rangeleymoose]

@farrellybros Had nightmare Ted Williams revived & wants to be a woman & hang with Caitlyn. Please consider concept for comedy/horror movie.

[CivilizedBohemian @rangeleymoose]

@wnprcolin I strongly disagree, as do (apparently) many others. Since 1st time I heard Sanders, I've found him to be a compelling speaker.

[CivilizedBohemian @rangeleymoose]

As the kid of a physicist who died suddenly at my age minus one, I'm thinking bout writing a memoir, "The Abandonment Theory of Everything"

[CivilizedBohemian @rangeleymoose]

It would be fun to get a dog and name it “Zombeh”. People would constantly ask, “Oh do you mean Zombie?” And you’d say, “No, it’s Zombeh.”

[CivilizedBohemian @rangeleymoose]

The next Comedy@Carmine's PRO show is Sat, 2/13. NO cover/NO minimums. Great comics & food!
https://t.co/P10zBdDsAF

[CivilizedBohemian @rangeleymoose]

I host a fantastic pro comedy showcase 1/16, NO COVER/MINIMUMS! https://t.co/dbT7jJRXtJ

[CivilizedBohemian @rangeleymoose]

The key to life is learning to keep your supply in demand.