liz

twitter’s lizard, just wanna yee haw with my friends

[liz @rango_cowlizard]

i never see kids with broken arms anymore. when i was a kid, EVERYONE was in a cast from playing outside and breaking something. i’ve seen like one kid in a cast in the last several years.

[liz @rango_cowlizard]

got some @ColbyAcuff on repeat for this drive home from memphis after a successful (expensive) ducks unlimited expo. itching for banquet season to start!

[liz @rango_cowlizard]

there’s also NO contact information for the courier aside from an email that sends an automated response but no actual response.

[liz @rango_cowlizard]

anyone have experience with wheresmysuitcase after @AmericanAir delays your bags? bags never made it on my boyfriend’s flight and he’s been waiting hours for them to be delivered. wheresmysuitcase shows a pickup time of 7:29pm EST and it’s now 12:49am EST with no bags delivered.

[ebonically intelligent papi 🌻 @julianakilrose]

Plastic cutting boards add microplastics, glass ones dull the knives, wood ones house bacteria

wtf are we supposed to use??? 😭

[liz @rango_cowlizard]

i have been trying to mute the phrase “4K” for a WEEK and my phone just glitches out.

[liz @rango_cowlizard]

very thankful to be able to give this old baby a warm home for a few days. someone adopt her!

[liz @rango_cowlizard]

our local shelters were asking for help with the winter weather coming in, so we brought home a little one to get her out of the shelter for the worst of the storm. everyone, meet Kona. Kona, meet everyone. she’s a young 9 year old pup.

[liz @rango_cowlizard]

it took a little bit for our two to warm up to the stranger in their house, but after a few hours they don’t seem to mind.

[liz @rango_cowlizard]

@rumilb Thank you! only two books have been posted so far, and you’re telling me that $78.70 is the cheapest the bookstore can go for a used rental? maaaaan that place always has been a racket.

[liz @rango_cowlizard]

I went back to college this year to finish out my degree. i really only have one complaint about returning. why does it cost $50+ to RENT a USED textbook? That just feels unreasonable, especially knowing the school probably bought it from a student for $1.50.

[liz @rango_cowlizard]

Listening to @jennettemccurdy's I'm Glad My Mom Died & it's bringing out feelings I really didn't expect. To hear her describe so many places I grew up going to or driving past, makes it somehow feel more impactful that ANYONE I pass could be going through something similar.

[liz @rango_cowlizard]

no, because brianna being sure enough of herself and what she experienced to NOT sign an NDA and accept money speaks volumes about her support system (and herself).

[Robert Komaniecki @Komaniecki_R]

I do not know how to explain to some of you how boring, practical, and unthreatening it is to share your location when you fully trust your partner

[liz @rango_cowlizard]

y’ever drank baileys from a shoe?

[liz @rango_cowlizard]

That Houston couple on Caleb Hammer’s show is terrifying. The idea that she is a mother to two children is actually horrifying. For him, being in a marriage/relationshipship with such a high lack of respect is probably soul-sucking. get out get out get out

[liz @rango_cowlizard]

BENTONVILLE YOU SAY???

[Megan Moroney @_megmoroney]

AM I OKAY? TOUR!!!!!! 💙

[Megan Moroney @_megmoroney]

AM I OKAY? TOUR!!!!!! 💙