Ranjo★

Y.W.N.W.A

[WiseMan @yalla_ke]

@kamauwaruhiu Alitweet siku moja akasema ati Munish angekasirika sana kama Malebo angekubali kuokoka before ngoma yake i hit.

[Hum Babah @IamHumbaba]

@kuwamocho_ Kuna clause inasema, they will pay handsomely

Io ishakutoa

[Scion of the land 🇰🇪 🇵🇸 @DukeofEmbu92]

I'm sorry Shoba, but I beg to disagree on this one. PAYE by salaries Kenyans is more than what we collect in the rest of tax sources COMBINED save for corporate tax. With Kenya's dependency ratio, a good chunk of VAT attributable to non-salaried folk also comes from payslips...

[LuziraBoy🇨🇩 @ZenjiSimon]

“Who’s your daddy?” ❌
“Where is your polling station?”✅

[Levi$🧠 @ItsLeecapalot]

"How can someone hurt such a beautiful lady like you"😂😂

[kamo @kamogelx]

I admire people who can articulate themselves well, those who know how to speak clearly and get their points across in a structured way

Okay now teach me 🫵🏾

[Kamau @josephkamau_]

Nimetoka kinyozi fade imenitoa from a 2 to a solid 3.5 wamama uku kwa soko ni kufaint tu

[Sun Tzu @ItsChanzu]

Pausing midstroke alafu unamwambia " sema one term! "

[Lt. Bor jr @Borjr3]

@Degrata254 Haha, Wolves' manager is furious because his player decided to start negotiations with saudi clubs before the contract at wolves runs out. Fact is, she will sign for the saudi club whether you like it or not. My advice is, look for a 56 rated player from championship.

[James @MrJamesKe]

Umeamua kuvalisha Maina Kageni biker.

[Shortstuff @weak_spell]

Nabii: says ridiculous things
MPs: we listen we don’t judge

[Mwang! @Mwass_]

Wacha niulize landlord kama December naweza lipa rent ya bafu pekee ju itakuwa kuingia, kuoga, kutoka

[Stunnar @ambrooky__]

Mpesa :You have received...
Fuliza :mapangaleee

[Ngalula @NgalulaDonald]

“Anapenda mukuchu Sema tax!”
“Mukuchu Sema tax!”
“Akiona mukuchu anatax!”

[Kamau @josephkamau_]

Kama sio elimination method singejua Pisum sativum ni nini

[mokorino @kimondio_]

Karibu nipande mat nikakumbuka daktari alisema kubebwa na gari ni unhealthy

[Dr. Ekuru Aukot @EAukot]

Whoever compiled these Ruto lies will go to heaven.
#Happymashujaaday2024 patriot wherever you're.

[𝗨𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗥𝗥𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗗 𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗝𝗔 @iamjoseh_]

Have you tried applying for a job in the middle east?