Warhammer 40,000 can't be satire because it's a British franchise that depicts culturally British Imperials using air conditioning. This makes it utopian compared to the current state of Britain.
the 2026 Atlantic hurricane names have been released, and I need to tell you all right now that if I get swept off this mortal coil by a storm named Kyle I am haunting the halls of the World Meteorological Organization until the end of time