Greg

parody.

[Greg @rant5alot]

So which one of you is the DM chick

[Ghostface Kryllah @kryzazzy]

How can I block my coworkers on my work email from sending me work emails

[NurseBrianRN @rn_murse]

the new jersey decimal system

[Toxichoodboys @toxichoodboys]

SOCIAL MEDIA HAS CONVINCED SO MANY SHAWTIES THAT THEY DESERVE THE BEST WITHOUT BECOMING BETTER.

[dakota @im2hai]

when u so high u feel like u have a hat on

[Dr Pepper M.D. 🥤 @JustLikeMikee]

Your Twitter career is just starting.

[Horatio Quartzjixler @Quartzjixler]

Me flirting: I had three types of chicken nuggets for dinner.

[Greg @rant5alot]

#TheBestBeveragesAre
Co-worker called me early on the day off to fix the slushy machine... It's the only one kms away

Canadian: hahaha

Non Canadian: wtf stop him. Kms! Don't bro your the only guy to fix it..

[Greg @rant5alot]

#TheBestBeveragesAre
Kinda scared to day drink

[Greg @rant5alot]

#WhatTheGrammarPoliceSaid

Grocery flyers have no typos when it's about the game.

[Greg @rant5alot]

#WhatTheGrammarPoliceSaid
first day on the force

Me: Ma'am.. ma'am.. listen.. ma'am.. I'm trying to tell you we don't get involved when it's an ass or titty post issue.. if it's a typo nobody's reading.. ma'am I will taze you.. she's running.. lethal force leg shots..

[Greg @rant5alot]

#WhatTheGrammarPoliceSaid

Your and you're used to bring out the best

[Kbobra @Kbobraa]

"Não tenho moedas, toma umas balinhas."

📹[frangallardo333]

[Greg @rant5alot]

#TheBestBeveragesAre
From a little church in the desert

I google searched the bottling plant...

[Greg @rant5alot]

X: #TheBestBeveragesAre
Bro:
Me: I know bro they just want to ruin the next best thing.. shhh

[Greg @rant5alot]

#TheBestBeveragesAre

When I'm thirsty it's bad bitches with booty and fine titties

[Greg @rant5alot]

X: #TheBestBeveragesAre

Me: are you a man.. no, ok let's have the best

[yo⁷ 요섭 @yosub]

this is one of my favorite videos ever on the internet

[Father Chopmas @TweetingChop]

Voluntarily walking around with this as a tattoo.

[Greg @rant5alot]

#WhatWillMakeMeHappyIs

Dumped by DM

Bucket list item ✔️