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I'm just a girl, standing in front of a country, watching it try to put itself together again. Big mouth, crazy cat lady and wannabe badass (but in bed by 8).

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@kian_persian @mattyglesias As someone in his former district, the new guy is even worse.

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@CoastalCowboy2 @RonFilipkowski Well, at least she won't be singing anymore.

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@hoddsuspenders @elijahdaniel

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@BasedSavannah @DogginTrump Ok, I think I understand what you're saying. Trump started talking about election interference in '16 and apparently did nothing to combat it, thus allowing Biden a shady victory. Then during Biden's administration, the voter fraud was stopped, allowing for Trump to win? Yeah...

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@chattycathy9 @MandyMatney Nodding in Floridian

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@MaryEllenKlas This story is disgusting and infuriating. Thank you for posting.

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@FLKerbear @thenewsjunkie Just curious - What is Trump's plan to end homelessness?

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@cmclymer I got one while hunkered down from the last hurricane. Eff them

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I'm in a major US city this week on business. My Lyft driver tonight was a Haitian immigrant. I am a childless cat lady. What on Earth could we have talked about? (It wasn't Arnold Palmer's 🍆!)
Best damn Lyft ride of my life!!
#childlesscatlady #KamalaHarris4POTUS2024

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@CC__1 @thenewsjunkie Sounds like you're the one that wants to fuck him. I don't kink shame here.

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@CC__1 @thenewsjunkie I can tell by your use of the word "retarded" that you, indeed, are a real brain trust. Enjoy your ugly gold sneakers and Made in China watch. You should probably send him more money. A smart guy like you knows what the good investments are.

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Attn Florida Voters: 🎶no, no, yes, yes, no, no. That's how the amendments should go. 🎶

Make a yes yes sandwich out of some no no bread.

#Florida #YesOn4 #YesOn3

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@CC__1 @thenewsjunkie Damn - I coulda been getting a paycheck? There I was happily supporting her for free with a whole bunch of my friends and coworkers. Oh and the over 100 people I sign wave with ever other Saturday in my small red town. And PS - we never leave early.

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@PeteButtigieg Once again, Ronnie D wastes taxpayer money on a ridiculous lawsuit that shows his side wants to violate the constitution. Floridians who claim to be conservative: Don't let his culture war bullshit cloud your vision. He is wasting our money!

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@AngryFedupVtr @Chasten @broadwatertmb At least 3 different women.

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@DebRobertsJCS I got a similar one, and it really ticked me off. I replied back with a stop. Read the room, jerkoffs.

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@joncoopertweets Even the Mom from Edward Scissorhands knew what to do. "The key is to blend and blend and blend."

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@RozzaKat13 @DouglasEmhoff Why does her or anyone's armpit hair concern you? Is your life that empty? Fucking weirdo.

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@MrsAMartini @JeffreyLAT @latimes When I read the headline, I thought to myself that it reminds me of that lady from, "We're Here." Well, I was right! It is difficult to be a blue dot surrounded by red. You show so much courage. Very inspiring!

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@weather_katie @Captain_Revo Speaking of Sharknado, are we looking at a Gatoricane if our house in Florida has a lake in the back yard. (Asking for a friend in Milton's path...)