Rantasaurus Vex 💙

Just the rantings of an average person in the UK.

[Rantasaurus Vex 💙 @RantasaurusVex]

My SkyQ box has just decided to delete most of my recordings, including a show recorded on Saturday that I stopped watching halfway through just an hour ago. Nothing in the Deleted section either. Thanks @SkyUK really appreciate losing everything I haven't got around to watching.

[Rantasaurus Vex 💙 @RantasaurusVex]

Fed up of ordering food from the likes of @JustEatUK Always something wrong with our order. Tonight, it's @BurgerKingUK in Brentwood deciding that our meals we bought didn't deserve to have chips. Can we contact them to fix that? Like hell we can! Just live with half a meal #fail

[Rantasaurus Vex 💙 @RantasaurusVex]

I see @SkyUK are having a good evening. A few weeks back it was the Premier League Darts that was unwatchable. Tonight it's every channel, with Sky Q boxes constantly going off randomly for everyone. Good job it's a cheap service... ah no, wait, it costs a f*cking fortune!

[Rantasaurus Vex 💙 @RantasaurusVex]

@SkyUK I think you were meant to say that it doesn't work on the Main Event channel, but I get what you mean. Thanks for that info, that had been doing my head in since the PL Darts had restarted this year!

[Rantasaurus Vex 💙 @RantasaurusVex]

Dear @SkyUK and @SkySports Because the Premier League Darts has a different place name in the title every week, I can't series link it to record. It's the year 2025, fix this shit! #NotAskingForMuch

[Rantasaurus Vex 💙 @RantasaurusVex]

Luke Humphries has just completed a semi-televised 9 dart finish. That must be a first. Well done @SkySportsDarts for the shocking coverage tonight #Darts

[Rantasaurus Vex 💙 @RantasaurusVex]

@OfficialPDC Pictures or it didn't happen @SkySportsDarts

[Caz 🐢 @Cablebow]

Patiently waiting for Harry Hill to take off the Grayson Perry mask…. #maskedsingeruk

[Rantasaurus Vex 💙 @RantasaurusVex]

I'm fed up with @TheRAC_UK screwing over loyal customers. I've just tried to spend Tesco Club Card vouchers to renew but I can't. Apparently I have to start again as a new member and lose my free Onward Travel to use them. In two minds on just cancelling it totally.

[Rantasaurus Vex 💙 @RantasaurusVex]

Love the amount of research that went into this article regarding Bortoleto's name #FacePalm

[Top Gear @BBC_TopGear]

Sauber drops Bottas and Guanyu, hires Bartoleto for 2025 ➡️ https://t.co/2W3CBDySfQ

[Rantasaurus Vex 💙 @RantasaurusVex]

We had to wait all weekend but you finally played it! The F1 tune played by a mariachi band. It's just too good #SkyF1

[Rantasaurus Vex 💙 @RantasaurusVex]

These F1 rules are a fucking joke. Get run off the circuit several times in the race and get a penalty. Nice to see Max got fuck all for gaining an advantage to stay ahead of Sainz earlier in the race.

[Rantasaurus Vex 💙 @RantasaurusVex]

@BBC_TopGear The Ford GT90

[Rantasaurus Vex 💙 @RantasaurusVex]

Hi @PapaJohnsUK My account has just been hacked and while the person that did it seemed to get a free pizza from you and paid nothing, they did also use all of my points up. I'd contact your customer service, but I can't, according to your website. Any advice?

[Rantasaurus Vex 💙 @RantasaurusVex]

Doggie Howser

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Ned. He’ll be conducting your check-pup today. Please don’t giggle when you see him. He’s $232,000 in debt from medical school and would appreciate some respect. 13/10

[Rantasaurus Vex 💙 @RantasaurusVex]

Looks like Sky seem to be shafting their entire customer base at the moment. Any reason why our bill has just gone up by £34 a month @SkyUK @SkyHelpTeam ?

[Rantasaurus Vex 💙 @RantasaurusVex]

Saw this and thought of you @Hush_Kit

https://t.co/1fh3fclO8S

[Rantasaurus Vex 💙 @RantasaurusVex]

The whole population of Tunbridge Wells are in their pyjamas tonight. WTF?

[Rantasaurus Vex 💙 @RantasaurusVex]

@ceefaux In other countries it was called "The French Connection" #GeekJoke

[Rantasaurus Vex 💙 @RantasaurusVex]

And yes, I get that "more reasons" and "Morrisons" are a play on words that are meant to sound the same, but no one says Morrisons like that.

[Rantasaurus Vex 💙 @RantasaurusVex]

What marketing department decided they could fit "More reasons to shop at Morrisons" into that part of the tune on their radio advert? It's an assault on the ears! #Morrisons