The Grumpy Ranter

[The Grumpy Ranter @RanterGrumpy]

Yo @Coles, bring back the Fkn plastic bags. I’m sick of going into to buy only a handful of items and literally walking out like I’m holding a child of items.

[The Grumpy Ranter @RanterGrumpy]

@CallofDuty; modern warefare is absolute horse shit. I’ve died 173828 times due to spans and people camping set up with a tent and claymores without moving the whole game. 17th time today I’ve rage quit...

[The Grumpy Ranter @RanterGrumpy]

@GretaThunberg, sorry but you’re a brat. 😂

[The Grumpy Ranter @RanterGrumpy]

Netflix is king. Facts.

#netflix #DisneyPlus

[𓂀 @saintvannasanti]

I still like Netflix more than Hulu

[𓂀 @saintvannasanti]

I still like Netflix more than Hulu

[The Grumpy Ranter @RanterGrumpy]

Smokers problems 101: having your first sip of your morning coffee, the delicious caffination that’s going to get you through your day, and then you’re first sip of a heaven mixture as you drag your smoke... then bam! You have to poo. #dayruined #smokersproblems #coffee #toilet

[The Grumpy Ranter @RanterGrumpy]

@Dranoel11413318 @candeegal Tooo true! 😂😂 logic tells me to stop but I just can’t

[Dranoel @Dranoel11413318]

@RanterGrumpy @candeegal Standing there with the look of I missed something there’s something in here

[The Grumpy Ranter @RanterGrumpy]

@SHANTELJONES76 BOOST!

[The Grumpy Ranter @RanterGrumpy]

Just bring back iron man in general. After such a build up to an amazing saga... my favourite character is killed off FFS!

Oops, there’s a spoiler for those of you that haven’t seen it (if you haven’t, you’re very late)

[Pablo @pabloruizzx]

Would you have liked to see Dr Strange with Iron Man suit?
#DrStrange #IronMan

[Pablo @pabloruizzx]

Would you have liked to see Dr Strange with Iron Man suit?
#DrStrange #IronMan

[The Grumpy Ranter @RanterGrumpy]

Let’s start a thread... what are some of your biggest pet peeves?

#thread #rant #fistworldproblems #firstdates #annoyance #modernpronlems #ranting #rants

[The Grumpy Ranter @RanterGrumpy]

The good old caress the wall for the light switch. #rant #FirstWorldProblems

Coming home late to a dark house before spending the next twenty minutes feeling the wall up looking for the light switch. Next time I’ll take it out for dinner things are going to get so touchy.

[The Grumpy Ranter @RanterGrumpy]

@Swankylexis But did you take photos? 😇 otherwise gym doesn’t count

[The Grumpy Ranter @RanterGrumpy]

@p3t3fry Stop eating vegan

[CANDIACE @TherealCANDIACE]

I’m at the point now where I totally WANT to eat leftovers but don’t have the energy to take them out of the fridge, plate them and heat them up. #firstworldproblems #thanksgivingleftovers

[The Grumpy Ranter @RanterGrumpy]

@LaurenBuswell The first sip of your morning coffee, ready to enjoy and start your day. Next minute, mouth and tongue on fire. Why do the ones you love most hurt you the most...

[The Grumpy Ranter @RanterGrumpy]

#rants #dailyrants #funnyrants #FirstWorldProblems

[The Grumpy Ranter @RanterGrumpy]

Expectation: Going to the beach for a day of fun and relaxation.

Reality: A monsoon of sand in your face, blistering sun burn and then enough sand in your car to create a small island.

I did not ask for an island of sand in my car thank you very much.