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[leanne @rantingmason]

Am 100% sure it is not ok for @PerezHilton’s team to ask for space/time given his/their entire career is built on trashing and hating on everyone at their lowest edge.
Horrific hyprocrisy. Rank, actually. However, I am a good person so I do wish him well 🙏

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

He's going to turn a chair the wrong way around and sit on it David Brent style isn't he?

[leanne @rantingmason]

The closing credits of the World Cup. That’s what @BBC have done for me. Brilliant

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

It’s a good job I’ve got my spiritual socks on or that halftime entertainment could have tipped me over the edge

[Adrian Corbett @Adrian_Corbett]

@WayneRooney Sir, you’re a total legend.

The voice of sanity.

[horse @horsetwting]

fuck you

[hacky sack @h4ckys4ck]

If those astronauts go around the moon and can find no trace of Lisa Stansfield’s baby then I really think that’s it, we’ve exhausted all lines of enquiry

[Spaceballs The X Account @Grunt2A]

Now that Artemis II has launched we have 10 days to get everyone on Earth a Planet of the Apes costume so we can do something hilarious when the astronauts return 😁

[Daractenus @Daractenus]

For the record, the president of the United States is now simultaneously claiming that he has won the war, is currently winning the war, needs help to win the war, and needs no help to win the war. All to destroy the nuclear program he claims to have already destroyed last year.

[Cyrus Janssen @thecyrusjanssen]

An Iranian man left this comment on my YouTube channel. This is without a doubt the single best explanation of the reality facing Iranian people today👇

"As an Iranian, I can tell you the situation is no longer just political—it's existential. We are trapped between two collapsing structures: one internal, one external. On one hand, we face a deeply dysfunctional government, led by the Supreme Leader and the Islamic Republic’s unelected institutions.

Decades of economic mismanagement, suppression of dissent, and brutal ideological control have alienated multiple generations. No one believes in reform anymore—because every attempt has either been co-opted or crushed. But here's the paradox: We are also terrified of regime collapse—because we've watched the aftermath of Western intervention in countries like Iraq, Libya, Syria, and Afghanistan. Each was promised freedom; each descended into chaos, civil war, or foreign occupation.

So no, we don't trust the U.S. or Israel. Not because we support our regime—but because we know how imperial powers treat ‘liberated’ nations in the Middle East.

Freedom, in their language, often means vacuum, fire, and permanent instability. Right now, many Iranians live with three truths at once: The Islamic Republic is morally and politically bankrupt. The alternatives offered by foreign actors are not liberation—they’re collapse.

A bad government is survivable. No government is not. We are not silent because we agree. We are cautious because we’ve learned—too well—what happens when superpowers decide to "help." In a sentence: Iran is a nation held hostage by its own regime, but haunted by the fate of its neighbors. We are stuck in a house we hate, surrounded by fires we fear more."

[shreya @shreyabasu003]

Catherine O’Hara dying just pissed me the fuck off

[Fat Slag @Andrewisliv111d]

The wedding dance in question

[Metropolitan Police @metpoliceuk]

MISSING:

Can you help us find 14-year-old Priya? She is missing from the Lewisham area and we are worried about her. She was last seen wearing a black coat, a black hoodie, black leggings and black trainers.

If sighted, please call 101 quoting CAD 3656/14JAN26 https://t.co/ZVOieqRr8y

[Metropolitan Police @metpoliceuk]

#MISSING | Have you seen Anthony, 67? Last seen in Tottenham on Saturday, 3 January. Described as 5ft9ins, of medium build. May be wearing a black jacket and black tracksuit. Anyone who sees him should call 101, quoting 4859/03JAN

[Widmerpool Appreciation Society @AtticumFloreat]

RIP Patricia Routledge, an absolute legend.

[leanne @rantingmason]

Ahh @realDonaldTrump. Got played

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Cole Palmer wondering why the bloke from Home Alone 2 is celebrating with Chelsea

[leanne @rantingmason]

@BoneheadsPage Magic. Just when I thought this week couldnt get any worse.. no Oasis and no fecking Welshcakes.
Rydw I wedi blino.
(Not even Welsh)

[leanne @rantingmason]

@liamgallagher .. please tell Carl to get in and but the tickets. Will have to go my self else. Pff

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Dear MAGAs,
Laughing at Trump vs. Elon doesn’t mean we’re fans—it means we appreciate a good dumpster fire when we see one.