uzair

gypsy

[uzair @rantironaa]

Saraiki is not a dialect of Punjabi. Period.

[Ch Fawad Hussain @fawadchaudhry]

When the police arrived in Dera Ghazi Khan to arrest a suspect, the young man, without a second thought, climbed up a date palm tree. Now, the unfit policemen could hardly climb the tall date tree. They are pleading with him in Saraiki dialect of Punjabi to come down.

[r @shorty2kiss]

stop healing, go insane, fuck everyone

[uzair @rantironaa]

savings k naam pa sirf liabilities hain

[uzair @rantironaa]

Khawaja sb making sure this tweet doesn’t age

[Khurram Qureshi @qureshik74]

I don’t care… I loved this tweet 👍👏

[uzair @rantironaa]

aag lagay basti mein, khawaja sb apni masti mein

[Khawaja M. Asif @KhawajaMAsif]

Hor raula pao....

[Pedro Sánchez @sanchezcastejon]

Justo hoy, Netanyahu lanza su ataque más duro contra el Líbano desde que empezó la ofensiva.

Su desprecio por la vida y el derecho internacional es intolerable.

Toca hablar claro:

- Líbano debe formar parte del alto al fuego.

- La comunidad internacional debe condenar esta nueva violación del derecho internacional.

- La Unión Europea debe suspender su Acuerdo de Asociación con Israel.

- Y no debe haber impunidad ante estos actos criminales.

[uzair @rantironaa]

@after44sunsets mn deserves some credit yk :)

[uzair @rantironaa]

Petition for the elevation of the Field Marshal to Supreme Leader!!!

[uzair @rantironaa]

There is a far more profound satisfaction in witnessing Pakistan emerge as the world's 'Diplomatic Pivot.'🕊️

[Donald J Trump Posts TruthSocial @TruthTrumpPost]

PRESIDENT TRUMP: 🇮🇷🇺🇸 Based on conversations with Prime Minister Shehbaz Sharif and Field Marshal Asim Munir, of Pakistan, and wherein they requested that I hold off the destructive force being sent tonight to Iran, and subject to the Islamic Republic of Iran agreeing to the COMPLETE, IMMEDIATE, and SAFE OPENING of the Strait of Hormuz.

I agree to suspend the bombing and attack of Iran for a period of two weeks.

This will be a double sided CEASEFIRE! The reason for doing so is that we have already met and exceeded all Military objectives, and are very far along with a definitive Agreement concerning Longterm PEACE with Iran, and PEACE in the Middle East.

We received a 10 point proposal from Iran, and believe it is a workable basis on which to negotiate. Almost all of the various points of past contention have been agreed to between the United States and Iran, but a two week period will allow the Agreement to be finalized and consummated.

On behalf of the United States of America, as President, and also representing the Countries of the Middle East, it is an Honor to have this Longterm problem close to resolution. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP

[iffi @iffiViews]

Final clause added by Pakistan in ceasefire agreement

[uzair @rantironaa]

If Trump Nukes Iran tonight, can the radiation reach my work place?

[uzair @rantironaa]

yeh kesa zalzala tha. feel he nahi hova

[uzair @rantironaa]

1- Doubleshot
2- Artisan
3- Baked
4- Contra
5- Third Culture

[. @alwayswylde]

best coffee in lahore

1- chapter one
2- third Culture
3- cbtl
4- drip
5- the one made by me hehehe

[uzair @rantironaa]

@stfunihal_ it’s so annoying

[uzair @rantironaa]

i need a cigarette

[uzair @rantironaa]

@mustarrdsauce you’ll eventually figure it out

[uzair @rantironaa]

this app would be a better place if more of you guys were getting laid

[uzair @rantironaa]

Eid Mubarak folks 🌙

[uzair @rantironaa]

@notjojomojo would want to know the schedule tho

[uzair @rantironaa]

koi corporate offices bhe karwa day

[Harram @_harramm]

all educational institutions closeddd???