The Daily Rant

I’m just here to rant about Chick-Fil-A

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@GmanPoker I think the main issue was Ben who was complaint & making it uncomfortable. Sure her situation prior may have contributed to the game breaking, but I think Ben bitching made the environment uncomfortable for everyone even after she left.

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Hey @ChickfilA. I’m still waiting to be made whole for the refill you stole from me. It’s been almost a year

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Hot take: If you’re named Josh Duggar any sentence that doesn’t have the word death in it is to light. Pedo’s have no place in this world mf is gonna get whacked in prison.

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@benshapiro I get that you’ve prolly forgot what pussy looks like and haven’t seen a boob since you breastfeed. But, for those of us who aren’t you and enjoy the finer things in life, abortion is important. I’d rather not have the kid then bring it into a bad life.

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@KaivanShroff How about we just don’t mandate what you can do with your body. My body my choice. Don’t mandate what happens to it or what goes in it. Period.

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Just sayin what ever lawyer is going to the Supreme Court to argue for the overturning of Roe v. Wade is a clown. At least the world knows money is what’s most important to you. Do something positive bro. You can’t take your fragile ego and money with you when you die.

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GOAT band. Been killing it since day one.

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@becca_may33 What was did you do?

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Everyone says that astrology girls are crazy and to avoid them. News flash y’all Megan Fox knows MGK whole chart. You’re doing something wrong if you’re removing Megan Fox from your dating pool. But from the guy who’s in to those girls keep doing what ur doing. Better for me.

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He prolly dressed like this in middle school and got endlessly bullied for it. Jokes on them though. They’re married and miserable and he’s rich, famous, and dating the Kim K. He is just winning at life. Just retire to an island homie.

[Kate❤️ @ticketstocolson]

Cant stop thinking about how big Pete Davidson’s hand is compared to Kim Kardashian’s 😭

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New bucket list item:
See GA live and crowd surf nude while there.

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@unskinnycrocs Bro if this kid went to my table at the Hardrock I would needle the fucking shit out of him. Non stop. He looks like a prick.

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@unskinnycrocs Tinder

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@unskinnycrocs To Tinder guys are thirsty af. There’s a difference between down bad and down so bad you’re fucking simping over a girl on Tinder. The former is normal and the latter is just sad.

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Also @ChickfilA I’m still waiting on that refill. Any day you fancy giving it to me I’d appreciate it.

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If I end up working finance I’ll literally cry. Sorry to any prospective employers reading this. But, do you really think the guy working 70hr a week is happy to be there. Nah, he’s not he just doesn’t wanna starve. Wouldn’t even do this shit for 400M I value my life more.

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Let me share a little secret. Nobody knows fucking anything about what a stock is gonna do in the morning. The CEO of Goldman Sachs knows literally the same things you do. Only difference between u and then is they paid for a license to lie. Soul crushing.

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SB says he thought it was $2 since the straddle wasn’t announced and the MP player put $2 out. I say the same and ask to call the floor. Floor only listens to the DEALER who says she announced it (she didn’t) and rules we called a $4 straddle. Terrible ruling. 3/3

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@bestbet_jax I literally witnessed the single worst floor ruling I’ve ever seen while playing there. Explain to me how if a straddle isn’t amnmounced AND a player behind the straddle puts out 2 $1’s to call a $2 bet that me and the SB are forced to call the straddle? 1/2

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2/2 Action: SB and BB both put out a $5 to post in the $2/$2 game. All players put in a $5 chip to call. MP1 puts out $2 in singles. Everyone else calls with $5 chips. Gets to SB who checks, I check, UTG makes it $35. Guy who put the $2 out gets to take it back. 2/3