Rants In Yo Pants

I'm just a girl, standing in front of the internet, screeching incoherently.

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@washanapple Is there anywhere we can buy prints legitimately?Your work is beautiful.

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@TheSimsDirect I would just like to be able to play the game. Haven't been able to play in almost 3 months because EA won't download and every time I go through to EA help they say there's no way to fix it. Joke.

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@Beeflyon @TheSimsDirect So glad I'm not alone, I've not been able to play for almost 3 months now!

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@TheSimsDirect @EAHelp This is still causing massive problems. I haven't been able to play in 2 months. Infuriating considering I've paid hundreds for this game and it's packs.

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@TheSims @XureilaYT Considering I haven't been able to play in 2 months because the EA app won't download the game, I really can't give one single fuck. 😒

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@TheSims Would be sick if I could actually play, but no, thanks for the backpack I can't download I guess 🤷‍♀️

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@TheSims I'd name my horse ReNeigh Zelwegger for sure #HorseRanchGiveaway

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.@chesterzoo if i make a big enough donation will you name a rat or an insect or something after my friend's ex boyfriend and feed it to the most vicious reptile you've got? My girl deserves some petty vengeance ❤️

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@thepentra Heading to Heathrow so fast I'll shower everyone in gravel as I speed out of the carpark

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This is more relevant than ever 😭 #ByeBelinda

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The first Monday after the new season of @dadwroteaporno ends 😭 #mdwap #pornoday @FlintstoneRocky

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I can't believe that @dadwroteaporno is over! I'm gonna have to get over my sadness as Belinda would want me to - with some Chilean chardonnay and a turkey sandwich. Cheers @FlintstoneRocky you wonderful man! #ByeBelinda

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Listening to @FlintstoneRocky voice for the first time. I feel like I'm meeting an old friend for the first time. Thank you for this joy @dadwroteaporno

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@Alicelevine The fact that she said "bokkles", which is not unusual where I live up North, has made me both very nervous and highly excited.

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#ByeBelinda

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@laurenllllll "...why?"

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@thepentra Tell Paddy to get the Chilean chardonnay ready

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The very last "G for gin, T for tonic..." brought a salt tear to my eye, can't lie. #ByeBelinda @dadwroteaporno

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@Alicelevine Just have one a week for the next 10 years or so maybe we'll be over it by then #ByeBelinda

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@dadwrotea @dadwroteaporno @FlintstoneRocky I genuinely thought the answer would be love eggs ngl