The Pentra at Heathrow

The Long Bar | A stone's throw away from Heathrow | For website & Pentra merch, click link in bio

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We’re not saying our cocktails are popular, but rumour has it this one, in particular, is going to be much harder to come by in about six weeks!

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What’s about to hatch? 🤔 Take a sip while you wait…

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If you wish REALLY hard, this Christmas, you might just get what you want in the New Year 👀 We all know how it feels to get what you want…

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@harvey_r_j @dadwroteaporno Nah that’s head office. You’ll probably see Matilda.

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Wait. We were introduced in this episode. Go listen. NOW.

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Isn’t there enough suffering in the world?

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Isn’t there enough suffering in the world?

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Yep, we did. And it’s out now.

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Audio clearer than a glass of ice cold Chilean Chardonnay. Let’s do this!

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To celebrate 10 years, we’re going back to where it all began, releasing remastered versions of our first season daily for the next two weeks starting today. A perfect time to go back to where it all began. The writing’s no better, but hopefully the audio will be!

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Did you know that tin is the traditional gift for a ten year anniversary? It's cute, and all, but if it's not served by a fringe member of the British Royal Family in the back of a horse box then we don't want to know!

@dadwroteaporno @FlintstoneRocky

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Did you know that tin is the traditional gift for a ten year anniversary? It's cute, and all, but if it's not served by a fringe member of the British Royal Family in the back of a horse box then we don't want to know!

@dadwroteaporno @FlintstoneRocky

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Even on the bad days, the Long Bar will always be waiting for you.

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@FatWeightlifter @dadwroteaporno @netflix How would one create a medium sized maze on stage? 🤔

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@FatWeightlifter @dadwroteaporno @netflix Netflix series. Film. Play. Musical. ANYTHING!

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❤️❤️❤️

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It’s a clammy one! Try not to get too sweaty and let’s avoid making a mess.

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@juliec56482 @FlintstoneRocky How many Panama hats can you fit into a suitcase? 🤔

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This Easter, remember that the silver service isn’t always what you expect.

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@FlintstoneRocky @dadwroteaporno Live footage from Paddy’s time off

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@FlintstoneRocky @dadwroteaporno He’s enjoying the peace and quiet. There have been no accusations of women in the bar being prostitutes since that raunchy flight to East Berlin a few months ago 👀

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Our boss asked us to post about No Nut November. He left before explaining what it is but we assume it's that period of the year where you stop eating nuts, knowing that you'll be eating plenty during the festive season! Please don't fail No Nut November. Stay away from your nuts

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We're trying to sell banana daiquiris, obviously. What did you think we meant?