Stoaty McStoatface

Contrarian, MI survivor, Celtic demi-god, attracts cats. Love Kent and York.

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@nocontextfm1 1986 - Maradona at his best and worse. A wonderful French team, an amazing Danish team, Lineker’s golden boot. Wonderful stuff.

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@MrTCHarris @JohnRentoul Melbourne had ‘Thug life 4 eva’ tattooed across his navel, and an image of Tupac on his right calf.

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@SartorialThug The Buggery

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@FarRightSkip He’s so deep in the closet he’s eating Turkish Delight with the Snow Queen.

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@emilyhewertson Nonsense, Franz Beckenbauer is an obvious example, he won the World Cup as a player and as a manager, and he’s German. 😏

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@YorkCityFC @YfrontFanzine

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@YorkCityFC Love this.

[James May @MrJamesMay]

I’m sure we have all now seen the footage of Metropolitan rozzers kicking a suspected terrorist in the head, repeatedly, when he was down.

We can all play a part in putting an end to this sort of police brutality. Mainly by not going around stabbing people.

[Mike Gardner @mikegardner_wb]

BREAKING NEWS: “Starmer denies knowing he was Prime Minister”

Sir Kier Starmer has revealed that no one told him until last Tuesday he won the 2024 election and had become PM.

He told Beth Rigby “I was totally kept in the dark by my officials. I’m really angry about it.”

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@ty_sinclair27 @TS_Minstermen @YorkCityFC You’re a class act, Ty.

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@AMAZlNGNATURE That’s not a turtle, it’s a tortoise.

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@wheatfrom @ingelramdecoucy Romulans.

Anyhow, the obvious series is the lost years between Undiscovered County and TNG.

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@anon_opin What?

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@SUFCRootsHall Always held Southend in the highest esteem.

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@SUFCRootsHall That was three loud cheers up here in York.

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@elonmusk Yeah, but who cares? Actually cares? I could not care any less. It is as relevant to me as the annual awards of the National Association of Drinking Straw Manufacturers. Yet they’ve persuaded scores of millions that it has enormous global importance. It really doesn’t.

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@anon_opin Did you not read that back to yourself before pressing the submit button?

[Samantha Smith @SamanthaTaghoy]

@UKLabour Hi Labour,

Richard Tice followed tax rules and acted fully within the law.

In comparison, Angela Rayner committed a crime because she decided to just… not pay her taxes.

There’s a difference.
Hope this helps!

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@DonnyDave2nd https://t.co/lrSKvUzCRW

[Douglas Carswell🇬🇧🇺🇸 @DouglasCarswell]

2026 is the 250th Anniversary of four key things on which our civilisation rests:

🇬🇧 James Watt’s steam engine (start Industrial Revolution)
🇬🇧 Adam Smith’s Wealth of Nations (free market economics)
🇬🇧 Edward Gibbons Decline & Fall (recovery from the collapse)
🇺🇸 Thomas Jefferson’s Declaration of Independence (created a new branch for Western civilisation to flourish within)

1776 - a banger of a year for publishing….