Ranjit Nair

In increasing order of incompetence: film buff, cricket enthusiast and software engineer

[eliza ˙⋆✮ @enchantedflms]

bold of u to assume i ever stopped calling it twitter

[erika @yeeeerika]

the human spirit was not designed for this many passwords

[𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙠𝙚 @Arealmfngl]

If true this would be a huge win for feminism. Women are grossly underrepresented in the dictatorship and authoritarianism fields

[Ranjit Nair @ranzzit]

@MusicAloud Superb song and really well sung. Thanks for the recco.

[Ranjit Nair @ranzzit]

Worst remake ever. Completely ruined the original. Please stop.

[Tips Films & Music @tipsofficial]

LETS GO it's time for #ChunnariChunnari! 💃🏻🕺🏻

Song out now
🔗: https://t.co/AUbhadBP2s

#HaiJawaniTohIshqHonaHai in cinemas on 5th June 2026.

[Ranjit Nair @ranzzit]

This looks super useful. A promise tracker for all the things the govt promised before coming into power! https://t.co/gUXoTUjOBq #KeralaPolitics #UDF

[Mel Redgrave: FOLLOW @WOLFHELVETICA (She/Her)🔞 @MelxRedgrave]

Nigga, just watch the news.

[Ranjit Nair @ranzzit]

This!

[kyle @Caol_MacCormaic]

revisiting a lot of my favorite movies from 2006-2016 that I haven't really seen since. I recommend an activity like this, it's rewarding

[Ranjit Nair @ranzzit]

Interesting turn of events in the past couple of days in IPL. The top 4 have all lost their previous games and the next 4 have all won. Competition is pretty open at this stage. Anything can happen. #iplseason2026 #ipl #cricket

[Katherine Argent @effthealgorithm]

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

[Ranjit Nair @ranzzit]

A wicket-maiden in the power play! That's top class bowling from Mohsin. #LSGvRR #RRvLSG #ipl2026 #IPL

[Ranjit Nair @ranzzit]

👏👌 Needed everywhere in India!

[Sachin Tendulkar @sachin_rt]

What made Shreyas Iyer’s catch so special was not just the athleticism, but the awareness behind it.

He had to judge the speed of the ball, the height, where the boundary rope was, how close he was to stepping on it, and get his jump absolutely perfect.

Then, while still in the air, he caught the ball and released it to a teammate before landing, all the while knowing exactly where that fielder was positioned.

To process all of that in a split second takes unbelievable awareness, timing, fitness, and composure.

@ShreyasIyer15 got everything spot on. One of the best catches I’ve ever seen live!

[Ranjit Nair @ranzzit]

Wait, what!!!

[isHaHaHa @hajarkagalwa]

today years old to know that rich people have a private screen in front of them so they can watch a match properly

[Pradeep E @epradeep98]

Every tourist place we visited in Meghalaya had clean paid toilets. No one appreciates this more than my wife who always complains about the lack of public toilets wherever we travel in India. So much for the rest of India to learn from the small state of Meghalaya.

[Lets Cinema @letscinema]

https://t.co/8UVUv8ovSG

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

It seems like half of the people who go to the movie theater are suffering from Must Make Noise or Die Disease

[Local Tea Party @localteaparty]

What in the absolute Third World nonsense is this 'seat delivery of snacks' during a movie by @_PVRCinemas ?

In the middle of a wonderful scene

'SEAT NUMBER B3, B4?? B3 B4? SIR CAN YOU PLEASE PASS THIS TO B3? PLEASE BE CAREFUL IT'S HOT'

And so now seven people's movie watching experience is interrupted and they have to play passing the parcel all because Seat number B3 wanted hot coffee and full plate chaat and couldn't wait to collect it himself.

Please stop this nonsense. Increase the interval duration if you must. Or Just open up more counters, geese.

[Ranjit Nair @ranzzit]

Website to track interventions made by Kerala MLAs. Top class initiative 👏 👌 https://t.co/FdwSuW1c2h #AssemblyElections2026 #keralaelection2026