Brennan Smith

how do you make a plumber cry?

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William Shakespeare invented “knock knock jokes.”

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@AmyDixbuzz what happened because when I went it was so gay

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@MileyCyrus @joneskile the real artists in town

[Josh Peck @ItsJoshPeck]

Peyton's definitely getting the bottom bunk tonight.

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As a child, Broncos running back Ronnie Hillman played on a youth football team in California coached by Snoop Dogg.

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There are more synapses (nerve connections) in your brain than there are stars in the galaxy.

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Benjamin Franklin wasn't trusted to write the Declaration of Independence. His peers feared he would include a joke in it.

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

More folks have signed a petition supportin' Phil Robertson in 18 hours, than have signed up for Obamacare in 3 months. Merica.

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The average high school student has the same level of anxiety as the average psychiatric patient would in the 1950s.

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A Russian psychic named E. Frenkel claimed he could stop a train with his powers. So he walked in front of a freight train... He failed.

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#goodbyebreakingbad