Vlad the Inhaler

DATTEBAYO. Anime, Books, Memes and Cyber security related stuff. GGMU

[Vlad the Inhaler @raph_ojeez]

@InventMoneyApp 🙌

[tobi jacobs! @thejacobsss]

terrorists are kidnapping people- una go do skit.

nigerians fry akara to cope with the bad economy - una go do skit.

nigerians are going through xenophobic attacks - una go do skit.

what exactly is funny about these situations? are you people cursedddd???

[.? 🇵🇹 @Arnoldruski]

Even if you dey chop bread and mineral once a day for 25 days you go still spend 25k

[Queen Mother Caroline 💉 🩺 💊 (RN, BNsc) @carosnack]

Nobody said you shouldn’t trade, but…

What is with this new trend of berating people who pursue academia, and those with 9-5 jobs?

If actually, your self esteem is high enough, the first part of your tweet wouldn’t exist.

PS: no one ever said 9-5 was the only way. No one ever said that. Not in Nigeria, not anywhere.

[Loba Agboola @lobacake]

There’s something fundamentally wrong with the way people interact with each other on LinkedIn

[Omolomo @Omolomo_o]

EVERYBODY COME OUT OO 🔊🔊

Police are claiming their duty is to arrest and hand over to court and they’ve handed him over to the court. Court handed him over to the correctional facility.

Now Nigeria correctional Facility are saying they don’t know where they put him.

Please help us tag @CorrectionsNg or whoever knows Mr Oladokun to please give us information of where they kept Ayomide Adeleye.

Thanks 🙏🏾

[49. @M0ronfoluwa]

i like clingy women like mad, pls hold me like i stole money from your father.

[Stephanieeee Esq💗 @stepphhyy_]

The longer you date, the more painful the breakup will be. So why not break up today???

Follow me for more relationship advice.

[AdeolaofNations @dee_ify]

My Husband runs a live band. Please reach out if you need our services 🤲🏻🤲🏻.
We are very good!!!!!!!!!

[Askia Zåmåhnì 👩‍💻 @askiaz__]

Guys!!

This is Tolu, a content creator, it’s been 36 days since Toluwanimi left the house and is still missing, his phone is no longer reachable.

It’ll cost you nothing to repost till he’s found.🙏

[Big Sis🦄💜✨ @The_Barr_OluT]

Bringing this back because it’s actually painful how little our schools did in this respect.

For instance, my mind can hardly comprehend distances.

‘My house is 700 metres from my school’
Bruhh… what does 700 metres look like?🥲

‘The chair for sale is 24 by 13’
Arghh… Am I supposed to have a mental picture of what that is? 🥲🥲

Instead of being defensive, i really think this is a problem our schools should tackle.

Dimensions, scale, metric and imperial system. Currency too.

Na why person go wan give lamba, talk say he receive 100billion dollars as gift. If your mind could comprehend 100 billion dollars, you won’t say that 🙂🙂

[𐌌 @mellyistired]

All this trauma and still no sharingan

[Aproko Doctor Global @aproko_doctor]

Please help a little boy survive. No amount is too small. Don't pass without RTing also.

Give him a chance!

[out of context house m.d. @telyhouse]

“You can have all the faith you want in spirits, afterlife, heaven and hell, but when it comes to this world, don’t be an idiot. You can tell me you put your faith in God to get through the day, but when it’s time to cross the road, I know you look both ways.”
— Gregory House

[Vlad the Inhaler @raph_ojeez]

@hackSultan Yes

[Akwasi Sly @a_kwasisly]

Thanks to each and everyone who supported dx little girl , even if u couldn’t send something, ur retweet’s pushed dx tweet a lot ‘ 65k received out of de 85k …… 20k left !let’s keep pushing till is said and done pls😢🙏Anna will be forever grateful 🥲