Dear Diary,
I've just arrived in Sao Paulo for the first time and played my first game of League of Legends in Brazil.
I don't think this is League of Legends. It's some other game. People are allergic to objectives, towers, farming, gold, experience, winning and LP.
I feel like I've come to an alternate reality.
A reality where people compete to be the worst fucking players I've ever seen in my life.
It was in Emerald 4.
In Emerald in Korea I have to sweat my perky, attractive looking nipples off.