Raphaël Beamonte

Dir. of Eng. @tryramp. Lecturer @polymtl. Previously @temporalio @Stripe @Shopify @MorganStanley. PhD C.Eng. & meerkats fan. My views are my own.

[Raphaël Beamonte @raphaelbeamonte]

For the curious, or the people that want to learn how to be the hated leader behind burning teams, @JOTBConf published my talk at #JOTB25 !

[J On The Beach @JOTBConf]

What’s the secret to awful leadership? 🤔

At #JOTB25, @raphaelbeamonte delivered a hilarious & painfully real guide to building dysfunctional teams: micromanage, blame others, communicate poorly, and watch everything fall apart.

Watch the chaos unfold 👉 https://t.co/YALw5dGDw9

#EngineeringManagement #Leadership #SoftwareEngineering

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𝐻𝑜𝑤 𝑡𝑜 𝐿𝑜𝑠𝑒 𝐹𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑀𝑖𝑐𝑟𝑜𝑚𝑎𝑛𝑎𝑔𝑒 𝐸𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦𝑡𝘩𝑖𝑛𝑔💼🔥

Ever dreamed of becoming the boss everyone avoids at lunch? 𝐑𝐚𝐩𝐡𝐚ë𝐥 𝐁𝐞𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞 (@raphaelbeamonte) has cracked the code! 🔓

In his talk “𝐁𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐀𝐧 𝐀𝐰𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐋𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐈𝐧 𝐀 𝐅𝐞𝐰 𝐄𝐚𝐬𝐲 𝐒𝐭𝐞𝐩𝐬,” Raphaël takes you on a terrifyingly hilarious journey through the leadership traits that kill culture, drive away talent, and burn projects to the ground. Micromanagement? Check. Cryptic communication? Check. Taking credit while blaming others? Chef’s kiss. You’ll leave laughing, and maybe sweating, because you’ve either seen it or been it.

More about the talk 👉 https://t.co/rkt0kvdMXSël%20Beamonte

👹 Learn what not to do. Or lean in. We won’t judge. 😝

Don’t be papafrita 🍟 Get your ticket NOW! 🎟️
📍 Málaga, Spain | 📆 May 14–16, 2025
https://t.co/kQhBIZS42f
#JOTB25 #LeadershipFail #EngineeringCulture #TechTalks

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𝐇𝐨𝐰 (𝐧𝐨𝐭) 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐰𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫...

We’re excited to welcome @raphaelbeamonte, Director of Engineering, Infrastructure at Ramp, to #JOTB25!

From micromanagement to credit-stealing, his talk "Being An Awful Leader In A Few Easy Steps" hilariously exposes leadership failures, so you can avoid them.

Don’t miss this masterclass in what not to do! 😉

👉 https://t.co/K9RgN5kYWa

#Leadership #EngineeringManagement #TechLeadership #JOTB25

[J On The Beach @JOTBConf]

A short video interview with @raphaelbeamonte at #JOTB24 is available! Raphaël is the Technical Lead of Infrastructure at @temporalio and has spent over a decade immersed in the world of distributed systems, balancing hands-on work and the instruction of these complex concepts.
#computerengineering #distributedsystems #softwaredevelopment

https://t.co/ta5IVp9hP6

[Raphaël Beamonte @raphaelbeamonte]

My talk at #JOTB24 is now available ! I’m talking about developer productivity, https://t.co/dptsEX1jDi, and why and how we adopted it at @temporalio. (I’m also talking about The Matrix and The Office)

#omni #omnicli #devprod #temporal

[J On The Beach @JOTBConf]

📹 Don't miss the video of the talk "Addressing Development Pains Holistically" by @raphaelbeamonte, Technical Lead of Infrastructure at @temporalio, at #JOTB24
▶️ https://t.co/G6MIU6neVW

#softwaredevelopment #omni #distributedsystems #Temporal #YayYayEvents

[Raphaël Beamonte @raphaelbeamonte]

Je serai dans les bureaux de @leboncoin pour un de leurs événements @leboncointech le 16 avril ! Ne manquez pas l'occasion de parler d'exécution pérenne (#DurableExecution) avec nous !

[leboncoin tech @leboncointech]

On héberge @temporalio, pour un BBL inédit en Europe !

Plongez dans les principes de l'exécution pérenne et comment elle permet de concevoir des systèmes qui privilégient la résilience sans compromettre la simplicité.

🎟️Attention places limitées🎟️
https://t.co/WVg5PBuz2T

[Raphaël Beamonte @raphaelbeamonte]

I'll be in #Toronto next week to talk about how we deploy #Temporal using Temporal at @temporalio, along with a few people from Wealthsimple who will talk about how they handle their crypto stacking rewards! Come join us!

[Temporal @temporalio]

Temporal is hosting a meetup in Toronto! Come join us for an evening filled with networking, and talks from the Wealthsimple team.

🗓️ Save the date: April 4th
⏰ Doors open: 5:30pm
RSVP here 👉https://t.co/WDsMmmeOXj

[J On The Beach @JOTBConf]

👋 Meet @raphaelbeamonte, Technical Lead of Infrastructure at @temporalio, and one of the speakers of #JOTB24, where he will delve into the universal challenges faced in software development environments and the solutions presented by omni during his talk "Addressing Development Pains Holistically".

He joined #Temporal to contribute to building the next era of distributed systems and aiding developers in crafting superior software more efficiently, all with a layer of open source.

Learn more about Raphaël and his talk here: https://t.co/yJw8q0LmtO

#distributedsystems #omni #softwaredevelopment #opensource

[Raphaël Beamonte @raphaelbeamonte]

I'll be talking at @JOTBConf in May about https://t.co/zbbWqMTFEP and how it helps our engineers at @temporalio, as well as how we use it with https://t.co/ooicbC3DC8! #JOTB24

[J On The Beach @JOTBConf]

If you find yourself wrestling with incompatible dependencies while setting up your development environment do not miss the talk of this new speaker.

Welcome Don @raphaelbeamonte, Technical Lead of Infrastructure at @TemporalTech , to #JOTB24

More 👇
https://t.co/9mIKPpaVqt

[Raphaël Beamonte @raphaelbeamonte]

@ppi22a Te connaissant, t'y vas direct en tant que rockstar du XXIe siècle

[Shopify Engineering @ShopifyEng]

If you like exploring efficient and performant edge traffic and Lord of the Rings references you'll love this new post by @raphaelbeamonte taking a closer look at Möbius — Shopify's unified edge 👉 https://t.co/nOQlIGszy1

[Raphaël Beamonte @raphaelbeamonte]

@jmreid I mean there are already two Justin Reid at Shopify, I'm not even surprised you started a group to assemble all the jmreid! Congrats on the accomplishment 👏👏😁

[Raphaël Beamonte @raphaelbeamonte]

@ryanmcilmoyl @fiftyvolts You're just not speaking fast enough. Speak twice as fast, and you'll be perfectly on time. Or cut every second word of what you're saying, people will figure out the meaning you intended!

[Raphaël Beamonte @raphaelbeamonte]

@ppi22a You're gonna be the one that saves meeee

[Raphaël Beamonte @raphaelbeamonte]

@ppi22a Mais donc, ça te fait bizarre, or not ?

[Raphaël Beamonte @raphaelbeamonte]

@fiftyvolts I need more Alex Kidd t-shirts

[Raphaël Beamonte @raphaelbeamonte]

@fiftyvolts Best way to remember what your job is about... Right?

[Shopify Engineering @ShopifyEng]

In September an expired root certificate caused a cascade of issues across some of the biggest services on the web. @raphaelbeamonte shared how we identified the issue and acted quickly on a solution that prevented a global outage of Shopify's platform. https://t.co/dAPAl432X3

[Raphaël Beamonte @raphaelbeamonte]

I wrote a new post for @ShopifyEng Blog, this time about an #outage and how @Shopify handled it, preventing it from being a huge one, as we need to ack our near misses. Learn about what happened, why, and how our processes helped us avoid the worst here: https://t.co/atD9cmi4lj

[Raphaël Beamonte @raphaelbeamonte]

@b0rk @petercmoore I believe when you think of it as a symbolic link, it's also making sense. You cannot put a symlink for the root of a mounted partition, in DNS it would overshadow SOA and NS records.