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actor ,set designer,teacher,
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[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

Nobody wants to admit it, but Google was enough.

[Abu Amir @SadiqMaunde]

Someone couldn’t afford fees at 40k but now he can go to school and graduate with a debt of 1 million on his neck.

But hey, NELFUND is an achievement.

APC mathematics ehn. 😂

[Gimba Kakanda @gimbakakanda]

I searched the word “Haiti” to see what everyone was saying about the ongoing match, and this 2016 tweet popped up. See my GOAT!

[Felix @felixherbt]

Nigeria discovered oil in 1956
The UAE discovered it 1958

Today, the UAE worth $700 billion
Nigeria is $500 billion in debt

Same resources, same decade, opposite results!

[Vayla Singh @valarr_dohaeris]

Sure

[Maxvayshia™ @maxvayshia]

NEPA officials so much dislike houses with prepaid meter.

[Mob President Christian @Chrisblin]

We failed everyone that died during Endsars, it’s a pity.

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

They took memory cards from us and then made us pay for storage.

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

I've seen enough to know that the main difference between Akin Alabi and Desmond Elliot is an army of internet influencers.

[𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐒.🧸🇫🇷🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @chelsznn]

Chowdeck is asking me to prove I’m human.
shey robot dey chop eba ?

[SEUN Yk @YKoluwaseun9]

Those children and teachers still dey forest?
Una don move on?
Nigeria can't be a real place. 💔

[Madrid Xtra @MadridXtra]

🚨 BREAKING: Vini Jr. has SURPASSED Thierry Henry in World Cup G/A.

[Tomi @Tomi_Tomero]

This lady preached in the bus and when she was done, a man passed his phone and told her to put her number.

She was so confused, then he said “are you not the one that preached now, I want to hear more of your preaching”

[Daniel Regha @DanielRegha]

The Nigeria Police Force claims that the reported video was misleading. That the heavily armed men on bikes were members of a Vigilante Group and registered hunters. Pls @PoliceNG explain to us:

1. How a vigilante group is allowed to wear an army uniform.

2. Why a vigilante group is carrying heavy machine gvns.

3. Why some are masked up and don't have recognized uniforms like all vigilante groups in Nigeria.

4. Why the people in the video are loud and constituting a nuisance on roads.

Now since you claim these people are hunters, why are they allowed to posses machine guns that isn't authorized for civilians?

Once again, explain to the public why a vigilante or hunter is on army camouflage.

[Stephen said Steven @Steph_Gov27]

Bring back globes to classrooms 😭

[Dharper @743Dharper]

1. Signals Bruno not to pass immediately.

2. Pulls two defenders toward him, creating multiple passing options for either him or Vitinha.

3. Drifts into the defender's blind spot.

4. Tells Bruno exactly where to place the ball.

5. Instead of attacking it first time, he lets it run across his body, dragging the keeper out and opening up a better scoring angle.

6. Finishes.

E no go better for Thierry Henry 🙏🏽

[fai✨ @Ibidola_]

‘New beach in Lagos’

Meanwhile it’s just a different entrance to the same old beach 🤣

[Lola Okunrin @lollypeezle]

Lagos State Government killed this boy. His blood is on Babajide Olusola Sanwoolu. Rest on Pelumi 🕊️

[Tolu Ayeni @TolulopeAyeni]

So some of you will actually go out of your houses to queue for hours to vote for these people?

[Mob President Christian @Chrisblin]

Meanwhile Jonathan’s 18000 minimum wage would buy you more than 185liters of fuel, if you like allow APC urchins gaslight you.