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Failed actor born from a line of failed actors. Increasingly uprooted and strange. Pursuing normal functional unhappiness.

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All the best ideas are wrong.

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Modesty is offensive. Oh you don’t think I’m worth showing off in front of is it?

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Mephisto is the spirit that negates. But that spirit is a good too.

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The mouth is where the imagined clarity of your thought clashes with reality.

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The contemporary idiom is the shibboleth par excellence.

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A theory of everything is a contradiction in theorems.

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People are like cocktails. Too much toxicity and it will sting tomorrow but nobody wants a mocktail.

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People who succeed tend to succeed at only one thing but failures often fail at many things.

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People who are typically described as having a big ego have a small ego in the traditional psychoanalytical sense.

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He has borderline personality disorder. Look on the plus side. At least it isn’t full blown personality disorder.

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Learn French and German so that you can bullshit in three languages.

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Kir Royale or Lambrini and Ribena?

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Voting rationally is irrational.

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The ultimate conclusion of driverless taxis is that they also be passengerless. Just automatically driving to and fro as a sheer whimsy.

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Economic theory: the tip has no impact on the total price because market prices account for it.

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God is that part of your father you like. Satan that part you dislike.

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Yes, they have some red flags, but the red flags are my favourite thing.

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God is good. But Satan has charisma.

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@robinhanson What is four billion years compared to being outside time as some abstract concepts are. Why not any other star? It just happens to be close.

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An idiot is someone who doesn’t like things going above their head.