Stephen Rose

Technical Writer and Software Quality Engineer

[Stephen Rose @rapidrose50]

Stupid people think they are smart. Smart people know they are stupid.

[Stephen Rose @rapidrose50]

Don’t act like great things are just around the corner. What happened yesterday doesn’t matter and what will happen tomorrow isn’t important. The only thing that matters is what is happening now.

Live in the present. Yesterday is history and tomorrow is just a dream.

[Stephen Rose @rapidrose50]

Do you prefer going off the deep end or swimming in shallow water?

[Stephen Rose @rapidrose50]

You can’t control someone who doesn’t want anything. You can’t be controlled.

[Stephen Rose @rapidrose50]

Friends talk. Partners communicate.

[Stephen Rose @rapidrose50]

Every time you lie to your partner you are hammering nails into the lid of the coffin which will soon become your relationship.

[Stephen Rose @rapidrose50]

Just another day in paradise, just another day in hell, or just another day?

[Stephen Rose @rapidrose50]

The secret to longevity is don’t worry and don’t care.

[Stephen Rose @rapidrose50]

Women bond over a common adversary. Men compete over a common desire.

[Stephen Rose @rapidrose50]

Humans might be the smartest animals on the planet but that is setting a low bar.

[Stephen Rose @rapidrose50]

Being cute is better than being pretty because it is closer to being sexy.

[Stephen Rose @rapidrose50]

Love is when imperfections become assets, and blemishes become enhancements.

[Stephen Rose @rapidrose50]

I never know what to wear when I go out to a restaurant. Maybe I will try showing up nude and see if they will seat me. If they don’t then I will sue them for discrimination against nude people.

[Stephen Rose @rapidrose50]

When the party is over, all that is left is the hangover. Which is worse? The hangover from too much alcohol, or the hangover from too much love?? Which poison do you prefer???

[Stephen Rose @rapidrose50]

Love makes the world go around, and greed makes it keep spinning in circles.

[Stephen Rose @rapidrose50]

It is not stupid to fall in love, but it is stupid to rush into love.

[Stephen Rose @rapidrose50]

Critics of the Grateful Dead said they noodled too much - and they were right. Jerry Garcia could noodle, but he was one of the most creative noodlers of all time!

[Stephen Rose @rapidrose50]

It is easy to get on the highway to hell, but it is hard to find an offramp.

[Stephen Rose @rapidrose50]

It doesn’t matter who is at fault. If you are a man then you are always the one who is at fault, and you are always the one who must repair the damages.

[Stephen Rose @rapidrose50]

This country has too many Democrats and Republicans and not enough Americans.