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Elon please don’t delete my account thx

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Behind The Stats: Tom Brady may have started in 8 Super Bowls, but he has never started a forest fire. #SuperBowl

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Fun Fact: The Eagles have only lost one game this season wearing green jerseys. The Patriots, however, have yet to lose a game since 2002 when Tom Brady plays naked. #SuperBowl #SuperBowlLII #Patriots #Eagles

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Survey: How many of his own grandchildren will Bill Belichick sacrifice to the evil spirit Moloch during halftime in order to secure a splendid victory? #SuperBowlLII

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Super Bowl LII, brought to you by overdone action movies masked as horror/thrillers. #SuperBowlLII

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Introducing Woody Williams, the only soldier to ever stab Hitler in the eye. #SuperBowlLII

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BREAKING: Non-Scandinavian Man Dressed As Thor For Halloween Totally Unaware He Misappropriating Norse Culture

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@Kenny_Mayne thought you might appreciate:

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2017 NBA Finals: Cavaliers Strengths/Weaknesses Breakdown #NBA #NBAFinals #Cavs

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2017 NBA Finals: Warriors Strengths/Weaknesses Breakdown #NBA #NBAFinals #Warriors #Cavs

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United Expands Offerings To Include Free In-Flight Euthanasia https://t.co/mzQcQuBTIV

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United now offers FREE in-flight euthanasia to all Platinum customers. Coach passengers can purchase cyanide from the service trolley.

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Kendall Jenner's #Pepsi ad + Selma = epic civil rights movie trailer: https://t.co/G27tVE7F4V

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Makes you wonder...maybe Hillary won after all. #Oscars

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Tomorrow we will learn #BestPicture actually went to Suicide Squad. #Oscars

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Well that was better drama than all of those films' narratives combined. #BestPicture #Oscars

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BuzzFeed Responds To Being Shut Out By White House With Heartfelt List Of Top 10 Mariah Carey Songs To Get Your Weekend Poppin'

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Trump explanation: "As a child, my father would spank us with a copy of the New York Times. I can't even pick up a copy without wincing."

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Trump: "Trust me, this isn't Nazi Germany...Have you seen Auschwitz? Horrible, horrible hotels. I make the best hotels."

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Powerful: This Teenage Girl Gets An Abortion Every Time She Hears The Words 'Donald Trump'