NOT David 🐀🐀

I have my moments...
now is probably not one.

[Cosine @conron1_]

Mf doom if he was talking about Vincent Van Gogh: there sonly one ear left!

[NOT David 🐀🐀 @rapscalliion]

Wikipedia page got updated and as of the 2021 census they had a population of 26,232. They grow up so fast.

[NOT David 🐀🐀 @rapscalliion]

people from a coastal town in the Borough of Wyre in Lancashire, England, at the northwest corner of the Fylde. which had a population of 25,939 at the 2011 census who enjoy macaroni cheese and 70s music be like "oh boy i could really go for some fleetwood mac and cheese"

[🌱 @seedlin9]

i like when music is kind of bad

[NOT David 🐀🐀 @rapscalliion]

film about gardeners whos gender identity doesnt match that which they were assigned at birth, and also ewan mcgreggors there, be like transpotting

[NOT David 🐀🐀 @rapscalliion]

spinning in circles in my saw gerrera cosplay which laughing maniacally and screaming revolution is not for the sane

[NOT David 🐀🐀 @rapscalliion]

*sip

[NOT David 🐀🐀 @rapscalliion]

just led my horse to water and this bastard wont even take a skip

[NOT David 🐀🐀 @rapscalliion]

ironic given the president hes just helped to elect

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

This is unacceptable. Do the people of Italy live in a democracy or does an unelected autocracy make the decisions?

[NOT David 🐀🐀 @rapscalliion]

"can you explain the gap in your resume?"

"sure, are you familiar with text formatting?"

[Cara @carawithac13]

“Can you explain the gap in your resume?”

“Sure are you familiar with not getting jobs?”

[NOT David 🐀🐀 @rapscalliion]

@DommoLombax @HelldiversAlert giant skill issue sorry not sorry

[Postmodern Ouroboros @Dei_Septentrion]

"Meditate"

[NOT David 🐀🐀 @rapscalliion]

I CANT DO IT I CANT DO IT I CANT DO IT I CANT DO IT I CANT DO IT I CANT DO ITI CANT DO IT I CANT DO IT I CANT DO IT I CANT DO IT I CANT DO IT I CANT DO IT I CANT DO IT I CANT DO IT I CANT DO IT I CANT DO IT I CANT DO IT (the it in question is the degree i signed up for to do)

[hb @h3xenbrenner2]

if you've ever watched a movie. i do not respect you. real life is out there

[skin 𖣐 destroyer @gloomingly]

(in a suicide cult) no you go first

[anna @moonbeeaam]

i’m an unapologetic double, triple, quadruple-texter. i am a scrapbook texter: i will send unrelated messages at any time during the day of thoughts and pictures, anything i found interesting

[Kyle Kushblasta @SkinnyTuna]

they should start over and make a new rodney and nnot break him and beat him over and over and over this time

[NOT David 🐀🐀 @rapscalliion]

i think i worked it out, i think i tweeted this after argentina beat france at the footy, and then i went a little loopy on the keyboard and this happened. i think.

[NOT David 🐀🐀 @rapscalliion]

cant believe jason (and the argontinians (argonauts /meta)) beat the whole nation of france!!

[NOT David 🐀🐀 @rapscalliion]

im so confused what does this thread mean? what does this joke mean??? is this how it feels to follow me? this whole joke is nonsense

[NOT David 🐀🐀 @rapscalliion]

me on tuesday

[NOT David 🐀🐀 @rapscalliion]

me on tuesday

[The sunny side of Franz Kafka @AmschelKavka]

I do love you, you silly one.

Franz Kafka, 1920.

[PERNICUS @SexbeanPernicus]

I always wanted to throw my hat on the ground and stomp on it in rage. But I don't wear a hat often, and I seldom get angry