Harriet Lambert

Chill out and have a banana.

[Harriet Lambert @rapscallious]

Swapping my token laugh for staring down my companion until they deliver a joke that pleases me.

[Tolly @tolly_t]

I don't want to be praised for my independence, I would like some help.

[Harriet Lambert @rapscallious]

Deffo prefer songs where the singer is tearing apart their own character flaws as opposed to someone else's. Very mature, bby.

[Harriet Lambert @rapscallious]

This party's great.

[Harriet Lambert @rapscallious]

I used to be that kid eating dry carrot sticks under the table at parties, smug in the knowledge that I was having a better time alone. I get that same vibe every time I log onto twitter. Except less smug.

[Harriet Lambert @rapscallious]

@desukidesu Heyy xoxo

[Harriet Lambert @rapscallious]

@khilanii This, but pouring a drink over someone's head.

[Harriet Lambert @rapscallious]

@oldspeak1 Trifling, pompous, and Vampire Weekend. I'm on the fence.

[Harriet Lambert @rapscallious]

Would be cool if for once someone was like, yh haven't rlly made my mind up about coriander yet.

[Harriet Lambert @rapscallious]

Also, while I have no one's attention, I wish more people would admit to being on the fence about stuff. #bringbackthefence

[Harriet Lambert @rapscallious]

Is there a way to ban sports coverage/ angry stuff/ anything that has nothing to do with Raven Smith from my Twitter feed?

[Harriet Lambert @rapscallious]

If you want Miss Nomer, you can have it. Already got a pseudonym.

[Harriet Lambert @rapscallious]

Good evening to all seven of you. I hope this tweet finds you cold and unresponsive. Regards, Miss Nomer.

[Raven Smith @Raven__Smith]

How many books do I need to read to pass as well-read?

[Harriet Lambert @rapscallious]

"Okay, if you could just accept my screen share request..."

👁️👄👁️

[Pandora Sykes @PINsykes]

i am not sure of much but i am 110% sure that there does not need to be another series of tiger king

[Harriet Lambert @rapscallious]

My first few hours on twitter have been quite the humbling experience. At what point do I start to win friends and influence people? #twitterFAQ

[Raven Smith @Raven__Smith]

The point of lockdown where I’d happily go to the cereal cafe

[Harriet Lambert @rapscallious]

My very first tweet, how cringe.