cole

hiiiiiiiiii

[Gale Na @poisonjr]

pathological liar playing chess and asking if you know about the underwater level

[cav empty @cavempty_]

michael dolences

[two-headed boy @jetsetradioooo]

hinge will tell you you’re out of likes for the day and then show you dua lipa

[cole @rapsnitches]

@corduroynoises if one failed speech check ruins the date then it was never meant to be

[Barney “Deputy” Fife @DeputyFife69]

Why is it so much easier to freestyle while saying gay shit

[m @msnetik]

If you press the right buttons on your phone they send Thai food to your house

[cole @rapsnitches]

@winedrunkx @livepoereaction @timeisnaked unfortunately for you they are one of the best bands in the world right now

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

If you have a Child and they have Obsessive Compulsive Tendencies the best thing you can do is put them in Organized Religion

[jelly_fish_456 @enemyfelled]

i’ve got it all fingered out

[Armin @ArrminEm]

I’ve done acid more times than I had cottage cheese

[Adam Piron @adam_piron]

still think about this bit everyday. line reading of the decade.

[audrey @phlegmme]

Computer please AI generate a movie of me in Star Wars world killing bad guys John Wick style. Put my buddy deadpool there too. Reduce Woke by 50%. Go ahead and reduce it another 20%. Oh christ that’s too far. Dial up Woke just a little, maybe 3%. Thank you computer. I love you

[sapphic white boy @bog_chaser]

38 y/o gf who still says “sweet summer child”: they’re debating whether PAWG is a slur and i just can’t with the hellsite today.

Me [heard “PAWG” and got so hard i got nauseous]: i think i hauve Covid

[Jack @FuneralDrinker]

I'm in the break room helping a coworker look for his hot pocket that I ate this morning

[KIKI @leanwdafanta]

ngl there rlly lowk is only 1 fish in the sea

[cole @rapsnitches]

@corduroynoises oh i meant charli but yeah we can easily

[iza @izamamaa]

This video kills me everytime 😭